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with the woman bashing thread going strong i thought a sexist joke thread might be in line.. not a woman bashing thing,, they can bash man too....

so, if a pelican brings a baby what type of bird prevents a baby?

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Actually, storks bring babies; pelicans bring parts

The way I heard it is:

If the eagle is the bird of war, and the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of love?

The swallow!
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thai way over rated, i much prefer a phillipino gal. mmmm that good cookin'
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nostatic - I don't think it matters. All really depends on how it is carrying the coconut.

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