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There is one reason why the Pelican OT Board is the GREATEST...and that because you have TABS to grace your cyber space........

Tabs brings this board a certain panach, irreverent wit and an unwavering, unrelenting Stench to everything he touches... He raves and rants uncontrolablly at the moon has trouble controling his BM's which sometimes backs up through his mouth..or so a certain Gruppe claims....in other words Tabs is a digusting indivdual...that truly is a man of wealth and taste.

shhhh me thinks tabby is living on past glory and doesn't have it anymore...he's beeen eclisped by Lynn aka Yankee and Mull...U see he's trying to become respectable and is afraid to push the envelope...tsk tsk and he could have bin a contender....

Panache.........

Tabs is a man of wealth and taste who needs a dictionary. Any got a spare?

Come on, Tabs..your reputation is secure. All the others are rank amatuers.

You are just simply.........


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Just havin fun, Tabs. the machine cut off the <G> at the end!!

Tabs, I nominate you as President of the OT forum.

Do I have a seconder?

Absolutely!

"President" isn't nearly regal enough ... I'm thinking Grand High Holy Poobah For Life...

A position like that is a lot of responsibility. We need to establish a Star Chamber er... I mean "Cabinet" to assist His Most Reverent Exaltedness.

JP

For immediate release:

It has been a wild ride for the one they call Tabdula at the Pelican Parts off topic forum. In his tenure he has gone from near exile to almost unanimous adoration from the populous. Just how he achieved such a dramatic turn around is a question for the ages, but one thing is not in question. The new Grand Poobah of the PP OT Forum is he, the Magnificient One himself, Tabdula. Due to a slot tounament at the Horseshoe, he could not be reached for comment, though he has scheduled a press conference on the board at 1:00 EST today.

Update:

Speaking through his press secretary he has released the following statement:

"What? I wasn't already Grand Poobah?"

developing.....

I'll second that. Tabs is a little unstable (ok, a lot unstable), but he's a lot more sane than some of the new guys (no names). Let's hear it for Tabs, the HMFIC!!!!

you guys are gonna regret this. I believe Hilter's first political position was grand poobah of the Berlin Kaffehaus Off-Topic and Lederhosen Festival.

You have been warned...

Hey Slacker, your adoration of Tabs is interesting. Is there anything about your recent visit with the Grand Poobah that you'd like to share?

that is funny.

i think for fun, we should at a minumum make tabs a MODERATOR! imagine the chaos?

don't give him the satisfaction by responding to this thread

OK, I won't.

Now way! That job is so below him! :eek:

-Z-man.

Tabs has Airedales...he's OK with me.

Burnin' --
You'll note that none of the cars in Scuderia Overpaid Slacker is a Subaru, if that's what you're getting at. ;)

Nobody gets more enjoyment from this board (and tormenting certain of its denizens) than Tabs. If you meet him, this will be immediately apparent. How, as a participant hereon, can you not feel the love for someone with such love for the place?

If you don't, you'd better hope His Most Reverent Exaltedness doesn't appoint me the High Inquisitor for Internal Security, cause you just made The List, pal. :p

The GeOTPo? (Geheime Off Topic Polizei) There's got to be a catchier name than that...

JP

come on JP...just admit that you're carrying his love child. Then all will be forgiven. :p

I thought his hips were looking fat...

Dang. I've been found out. I just hope the video doesn't make the Internet.

... and I'm very sensitive about my weight, thank you very much, Blue. The List continues to grow...

JP

naah. just a good spell checker