Auntie Ade's advice column

[adrian jaye]

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Save on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whisky. The morning after,you can create the effects of a hangover by drinking a thimble full of washing up liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall.
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Recreate the fun of a visit to a public swimming pool in your home by filling the bath with cold water, adding two bottles of bleach, then urinating into it, before jumping in.
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Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.
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[Don 944 LA]

Originally posted by adrian jaye

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Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.
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Now thats funny !!!!!!!!

[adrian jaye]

c what there missing over at Rennlist

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[cmccuist]

Originally posted by adrian jaye
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Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.
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What are condoms?

Sincerely,

Calvin Murphy, Sean Kemp and Evander Holyfield.