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Location: small farm town Iowa..........at last
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EDITOR'S NOTE: Once again, The Washington Post published its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for various words. And the winners are:
1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. 6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown. 7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. 8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
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"5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. "
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trashtalk - enlightening banter with garbage?
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"Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash" is my favourite!
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1935 Ford Tudor / slantback
1976 Porsche 911S - Sold
Rolling Thunder - Sold
'66 Charger - Sold
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1989 Porsche 911 Carrera
