New Kerry Campaign Slogans

[Overpaid Slacker]

The first and fourth are my favorites, but the sixth is great, too:

* "I will keep our enemies guessing, too."

* "Projecting American strength through intricately complex nuance."

* "Fear not, America, I have deigned to lead you."

* "The next time America is attacked, I promise to open up a carafe of whupass."

* "I have three words for George Bush--bring it on."

* "I have five more words for George Bush--call off your on-bringers."

* "Restoring America's seat at the global popular table."

* "Some look at things as they are and say, 'Why?' Others look at things as they are not and say, 'Why not?,' and I suppose a few might look at things as they are not, and say 'why?,' and vice-versa, and so forth, and one might be tempted to look at these people looking at things and ask 'Who?,' but this would not be constructive, because the important thing to realize is that some people like to look at things, and this is precisely my point."

snicker.


JP

[bryanthompson]

bwahahaha! very nice, man... i especially like the 5th and 6th

[island911]

Superman wrote that last one . .I know it. . .well, maybe it was penned by Nostatic.