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Mulholland 08-24-2004 12:58 PM

I thought this was as thread about Kerry...my bad.

MichiganMat 08-24-2004 12:59 PM

sharp, thanks wayne

juanbenae 08-24-2004 02:00 PM

at least wrinkle cities will be funner?

tabs 08-24-2004 02:15 PM

I don't think it's very funny making fun of people with Allzheimers

pbs911 08-24-2004 02:17 PM

Quote:

I don't think it's very funny making fun of people with Allzheimers
At least they won't remember you made fun of them.


It's a joke, man. :D

tabs 08-24-2004 02:18 PM

A joke, it's no joke to lose all your memories, to lose all recognition of family and friends...and then to die....

juanbenae 08-24-2004 02:22 PM

lighten up tabby, you seem to get a hoot out of cancer......

mikester 08-24-2004 02:24 PM

Boobs are to be cherished - NOT laughed at - unless they have propellors on their nipples.

tabs 08-24-2004 02:24 PM

My statement about cancer has more to do with the consequences of ignoring me than making fun of anyone who is illl.

tabs 08-24-2004 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by mikester
Boobs are to be cherished
Yes Mikie we do cherish you immensely....

juanbenae 08-24-2004 02:29 PM

i have reread the posts and the joke and i dont see your logic?? if cancer can be used as a comparison to ignoring you why cant alz be used to compare research costs with boobs and boners? see now thats funny, boobs and boners. i crack myself up.

tabs 08-24-2004 02:29 PM

This is the new respectable TABS.....

pbs911 08-24-2004 02:31 PM

Two old men with alzheimers disease were sitting on a park bench. One said to the other, "Its hot today, do you want an ice-cream?". The other agreed and said, "Can i have single scoop of vanilla? You'd better write it down or you'll forget it."
"No, i'll be fine" replied the other.
10 minutes later the bloke comes back with two steak and kidney pies.
His mate says, "Where is my friggen chips?"

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A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor's office.

After a full examination, the doc tells the guy it's one of two things.

The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS."

"What do you mean!" The guy says, "Can't you tell the difference?"

"Well, says the Doc, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what ya do...Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, - don't have sex with her anymore!"

tabs 08-24-2004 02:33 PM

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Originally posted by k911sc
i crack myself up.
Do U talk to yourself to?

tabs 08-24-2004 02:37 PM

How sad PBS...that U have to make fun of the aflicted...how sick and disgusting..I suppose you make fun of gimps and retards to?

nostatic 08-24-2004 02:43 PM

tabs: we all die.

Pick up line at the senior's bar:

"Hi there, do I come here often?"

tabs 08-24-2004 02:48 PM

According to Ted Nugent...U don't gota go....

One good thing about Alzheimers your always meeting new friends

MichiganMat 08-24-2004 02:57 PM

pbs- you rule

mikester 08-24-2004 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tabs
According to Ted Nugent...U don't gota go....

One good thing about Alzheimers your always meeting new friends

Is that a flip or a flop?

Please don't mind the fella with the propeller on his head.

tabs 08-24-2004 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mikester
Is that a flip or a flop?

Depends upon which side of the issue your looking at it from...


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