Wayne Caught in Scandal!

[cegerer]

Porsche Guru Wayne Dempsey HAD AFFAIR WITH UNDERAGE INTERN, SOURCES SAY

BY JULIE ANN PIETRANGELO
Fri, Aug 27, 2004 at 11:16:17 EDT

El Segundo, California (INDY) -- Local Porsche Guru Wayne Dempsey is holed up in his El Segundo home tonight amidst swirling allegations that he engaged in an inappropriate relationship with his underage intern.

"I seen that Dempsey crossing the state border with a large lump next to him in the car, covered in a blanket. At first I thought it was a load of laundry, but then I saw a load of blonde hair and known it was that underage intern done works for him," said local snoop Tabs.

Dempsey was confronted as he entered his El Segundo Works office building today, but refused to answer reporters' questions and became openly agitated when confronted on his whereabouts on the night of Aug 25.

"Whatever a man does in the privacy of his car as he races 'cross state lines ain't but nobody's business," Dempsey bellowed. When informed that crossing state lines with an underage intern is a felony he sniffed and replied: "I didn't even know that underage intern was underage, and none of us can prove it."

Police are investigating the claims of both Tabs and an unnamed farmer who swears he saw a fuschia-poncho clad Dempsey smuggling a donkey into a U-Haul last week.


Create your own scandal here:

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[adrian jaye]

any libel lawyers out there ?

[84porsche]

That's funny. A scandal generator, nice.

[Moneyguy1]

Sorta like the zookeeper who was arrested for feeding seabirds to oversexed dolphins after stepping over one of the zoo's napping large felines...

Transporting gulls across a staid lion for immpral porposes

[Zeke]

Originally posted by Moneyguy1
Sorta like the zookeeper who was arrested for feeding seabirds to oversexed dolphins after stepping over one of the zoo's napping large felines...

Transporting gulls across a staid lion for immpral porposes

Do you tell jokes at parties?

[porsche356a]

I have actually told a version of that joke (the shaggy dog version) at parties...

One day a local marine biologist was collecting gull eggs down at the beach. He had discovered that by mixing the eggs with the dolphin's normal diet, he could vastly extend their life expectancy.

Now, unbeknownst to the biologist, a lion had escaped from the zoo.

On the way back to his car, he saw the sleeping beast blocking his path.

Gingerly he stepped over the cat...

At this point the waiting police arrested him.

The charge?

Crossing state lions with young gulls for immortal porpoises.

[djmcmath]

Crossing state lions, ouch.

[juanbenae]

this is very funny, but not so funny all at the same time.

do a google search for wayne and this is like the 8th link you can click on after the 101 project and other assorted pelican headers.