TTFTD: obsession
 

Two traveling monks reached a river where they met a young woman. Wary of the current, she asked if they could carry her across. One of the monks hesitated, but the other quickly picked her up onto his shoulders, transported her across the water, and put her down on the other bank. She thanked him and departed.

As the monks continued on their way, the one was brooding and preoccupied. Unable to hold his silence, he spoke out. "Brother, our spiritual training teaches us to avoid any contact with women, but you picked that one up on your shoulders and carried her!"

"Brother," the second monk replied, "I set her down on the other side, while you are still carrying her."

A Priest, a Pastor and a Rabbi walked into a bar...The Bartender said, "Is this some kind of joke."

Oh Nostatus U are fked with me around!

Two lesbians are walking down the street. One walks into a bar...


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...but the other one ducks! Bada bing!!

Bush, Cheney & the Pope head out of Kennebunkport to do some fishing. After some time a great white shark surfaces with John Kerry in his mouth. Kerry is screaming & kicking & bloodied. Cheney immediatly gaffs the shark. He & Bush wrestle the shark onto the boat and after a great deal of fighting wrest Kerry from the shark's jaws. The pope speaks up, "You men are surely children of God. Even though you are engaged in a fight for your political lives with this man, John Kerry, when you saw him in peril, you risked all to save his life. The Lord will surely bless you!"

Cheney turns to Bush "Did you hear what the Pope just said?" Bush replys, "Yeah, he don't know ***** about shark fishing does he? How's the bait holding up?"

Todd, that's pretty good. It's even easy to get. I like it. Thanks.

Dan

Dan, yeah, I think its a good one...and a lesson that needs to be remembered often (at least I do).




I hope the lesbian that walked into the bar was ok...