LMFAO!!!!!

i cannot believe i just read the word, "ZOMBIFIED"

this schit is killing me! funny as hell.
i wouldnt mind being a vampire. there are enough a-holes on this planet to keep me fat and young. the only problem is, that is vamp will have to like you enough to make you into a vampire. if not, he /she will just drain you to death. no everlasting life. so keep up the cheerful personalities. you want the bloodsuckers to take a liking to you. forever is a long damn time.

i'll have no problem w/ the diet, but how many racetracks are open at night? guess it's enduros only for me...

dave, is limo tint not going to work?

can't you just use a lot of spf5-zillion sunscreen?

ever see "death race 2000"? we could race like that......only use the zombies as the points, and minus sly stalone :D

what a fun thread SmileWavy

"Is that a grenade?"

"No, a hand grenade."

Rented "28 days" yesterday. Wasn't as good as I thought. Creepy, but not the Prince of Darkness killing I was hoping.

the DAWN OF THE DEAD remake was better

OK, I had a lot of time on the road this weekend to contemplate this, and since I was heading upstate (NY) I had an idea --

How about just going as far north as possible (if you're in the northern hemisphere)? Though zombies might not feel pain, etc. (I guess) would mother nature take care of them by freezing them? The traditional zombie is not known for bundling up and would likely be done in by the elements.

All the other ideas about weapons/defenses/strongholds would still apply to a greater or lesser degree, but I'm thinking some vast northern wilderness, though it'd make life a little tougher on the living, would wreak havoc on the undead. And there'd naturally be fewer people around to have been zombified.

Oh, and as far as vampirism goes, where do I sign up? I've already got the classic Irish complexion, so the sun doesn't particularly like me anyway.

JP

Focus, people. This isn't the "Vampire Invasion" thread, okay? We're here to discuss the "Zombie Invasion". So let's keep this On Topic, shall we? Well, I've been doing some leg work here and I have found that, to my surprise, Porsche owners are not the only ones concerned with the coming "Zombie Invasion". You'd think the connection between Porsches and zombies would be obvious, right? Well apparently not. So here are some (non-porsche related) internet resources for further Zombie Invasion study...

<a href="http://www.fvza.org/zdefense.html" target="_blank">Hand to Hand Combat Against Zombies</a>
<a href="http://www.loris.net/zombie/" target="_blank">Zombie Alert and other Zombie Lifestyle Products</a>
<a href="http://www.zombiejuice.com/zsurvival/index.html" target="_blank">Post-Zombie Invasion Survival Guide</a>
<a href="http://home.comcast.net/~stray_dog50/old/" target="_blank">Worldwide Zombie Invasion "Rendevous" Planning</a>
<a href="http://www.monster911.com/zom1.html" target="_blank">General Zombie Invasion Emergency Preparedness Information</a>

http://www.fvza.org/images/zfight2.gif

This is hilarious.... From the list of links above.
HEEE- YAH!

since we are the ones with the foresight to see this coming, we should all plan on meeting in one central location in the case of a zombie plague

the Porsche owners will survive!

Sounds like you are trying to lure me into your zombie trap. Everyone, CJFusco has already been zombiefied.

Look what happened http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Ross%20Fleming

I was thinking the same thing. Might have to take the machete to CJFusco!

When we all get together, we'll have a buffet dinner -- anyone who goes for the chafing dish with human brains gets macheted.

Not quite as elegant as the "blood burning" scene in The Thing, perhaps... but I'm willing to give it a shot.

JP

I'm not getting together with anyone. That's how the Zombies always get you. Stay away. All of you.

come on now... can zombies type?

I have been vampirified, not zombiefied.

If you saw the female vampire, you would agree that it was worth it.

Which is why we should have a buffet dinner in a room with large mirrors - just so we know who's who.