Martha is now inmate #55170-054

[RickM]

Martha reporting to duty, America

http://money.cnn.com/2004/09/27/news/newsmakers/martha_inmate_number/index.htm?cnn=yes

[VINMAN]

Do you think Marthas inmate # is needlepointed on her prison jumpsuit?

[tabs]

I wana see what happens when the BUll Dykes get ahold of her...will her decorating skills protector her from being turned out in the shower room?

[TerryBPP]

She's going to country club prison. It will be like summer camp. I hate her with a passion!

[tabs]

OOOOh...U mean Club Fed...Tennis Courts, Golf Course....fresh Flowers in your private room, the toughest thing about Club Fed is choosing the wine for dinner from their wine list...of course Martha with her experience will be able to do wonders for the list...and imagine the decorator colours she will use to brighten up the place with..

[Burnin' oil]

Originally posted by tabs
I wana see what happens when the BUll Dykes get ahold of her...will her decorating skills protector her from being turned out in the shower room?

Hey Tabular, don't confuse your experiences with her's.

[tabs]

Didn't they call you "The Cabose" when U were inside...Burnin

[widebody911]

Originally posted by tabs
Didn't they call you "The Cabose" when U were inside...Burnin

...which would make Tabs the lead unit of the consist...

[Burnin' oil]

Better to bring up the rear than to pull the train, Mr. Engineer. Always the pitcher, never the catcher,

[VINMAN]

Martha's new cooking show from jail:

" 100 ways to toss salad"

[john70t]

Methinks it's all a diversionary tactic played out for the core of economic society:women.

If a popular, sucessful, independant, white woman is brought before major charges for minor fraud(which has always been common at her social level) , people would have sympathy for her. It's not a small step to include others in the same catagory(enron, haliburton, etc) who have done just a "slight-hair" more damage to the economy to be put in the same catagory of sympathy.

Did anyone notice how, during the last major downswing of the economy the amount of child abductors rose expotentially, and the news stories rose to a level of hysterics. What's happened since then?
Makes a gal think about the important things in life. Also go out and buy some stuff to feel better.

[on-ramp]

but she said all along she was innocent and was gonna appeal to the very end..... now she's eager to go to prison to get it over with in time for next spring? i dont get it.

[lendaddy]

I told my wife that Martha should find the three biggest bulls in the joint right away. Tell em there's $100k in it for them each if she gets outta there untouched, nada if otherwise. She'll be just fine.

[RickM]

From what I understand celebs are usually kept out of the general prison population. I'm sure we'll see her environment when Barbara Walters does an interview in the pokey.....which we all know will happen.

I have a feeling Martha will leave prison with a new crusade in mind. Some kind of foundation to help poor, abused women who can't defend themselves....or something along those lines.

[widebody911]

"I have a client inside right now, and he told me the secret is, kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's b!tch. Why do you ask?"

I'm trying to remember the word for the female equivalent of "Federal Pound Me in the Ass Prison?" It's right there on the tip of my tongue...

[RickM]

The latest: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=&e=4&u=/ap/20040929/ap_on_bi_ge/martha_stewart

"The West Virginia prison, nicknamed Camp Cupcake, opened in 1927 as the first federal prison for women. It was the vision of Eleanor Roosevelt and Mabel Walker Willebrandt, the first woman appointed to run federal prisons.

The facility is set on a hill in a rural area. There are no metal fences surrounding the camp. Inmates have fixed schedules and must work, but free time can be spent playing volleyball, softball or tennis, or doing aerobics.

Billie Holiday, Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme, a member of the Manson family who tried to shoot President Ford, and Sara Jane Moore, who also tried to kill Ford, are among the facility's alumnae. "

[tabs]

This all maybe true...or not...but the Cabose is always the last one in the station, in the tunnel and in line...