Whitehouse Humour

[Isabo]

You may know they've released John Hinckley from the mental facility for unsupervised visits to his parents' home on weekends. For those of you who may be too young to remember, John Hinckley shot President Ronald Reagan to impress the actress Jodie Foster. This is such a nice letter from the President:

THE WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON D.C.

Mr. John Hinckley
St. Elizabeth's Hospital, Washington D.C.

Dear John:

Laura and I hope that you are continuing your excellent progress in recovery from your mental problems. We were pleased to hear that you are now able to have unsupervised visits with your parents. The staff at the hospital reports that you are doing fine. I have decided to seek a second term in office as your president and I would appreciate your support and the support of your fine parents. I would hope that if there is anything that you need at the hospital, you would let us know.

By the way, are you aware that John Kerry is screwing Jodie Foster?

Sincerely,

George W. Bush, President

[CJFusco]

Hinkley must live in a swing state

[kach22i]

George Bush is taking a stroll around Capitol Hill with a senior member of
Congress when he meets a little girl carrying a small basket with a blanket
over it. Curious, he says to the girl, "What's in the basket?"
She replies, "New baby kittens," and opens the basket to show him.
How nice," said Bush. "What kind are they?"
The little girl says, "Republicans." Bush smiles and pats the little girl
on the head, and they continue on.
About three weeks later, he and another Congressional colleague are again
strolling around Capitol Hill when he sees the little girl again with the same basket.
Bush says to his colleague, "Watch this, it's very cute," and they approach the little girl.
Bush asks the girl how the kittens are, and she says fine. He then says,
"What kind of kittens are they?" and she replies, "Democrats."
Somewhat abashed, Bush says, "Three weeks ago you said they were Republicans."
"I know," she says, "but now their eyes are open."