Cycling "related"

}{arlequin · }{arlequin's Garage

I was going to throw this into the cycling thread but on second thought, it may need its own post:
http://bikerfox.com/glamourshots/index.htm

Rot 911 · 10-19-2004, 10:09 AM

I'm not even going to ask you how you came upon that link.

}{arlequin · }{arlequin's Garage

someone just sent this to me at work, didn't know whether to laugh or cry

CamB · CamB's Garage

Crikey.

Quote:

Frank Paul is the world famous BikerFox.

BikerFox is 5' 10" and 155lbs with naturally curly brown hair. He has lost over 90 pounds since he began riding a bicycle 5 years ago. His heart rate averages 35-40 beats-per-minute, and blood pressure is 110/70. Born in 1958 in Monroe, LA, BikerFox was delivered in the mouth of an alligator that his father had to cut off in order to save his life. (The alligator survived and went back to the swamp lands) BikerFox began riding bikes at the age of 4. He started riding again in the year 2000. That is when he invented the first front flip on a mountain bike. He is single, never married, and has a variety of interests. His hobbies include biking 25-65 miles almost every day in extreme temperatures from 15 to 115 degrees F. His other interests include swimming, wildlife conservation, nature, radio controlled airplanes, ping-pong, and many other cardiovascular recreational activities. He is the President, CEO, and Board Member of Billions and Trillions Inc, a multi-million dollar company. He is known as the Muscle Car Guru of the Mid-West. Specializing in Pontiac, Olds, and Buick parts from the 60s, 70s, and 80s. He also specializes in straightening and polishing stainless steel and aluminum auto trim moldings. BikerFox can be reached by sending him an email at

Single and never married eh? I better go tell all the ladies.