Cool Chick?

[M.D. Holloway]

Who is this woman that has intreged the web with her liberal rants? At first blush she would appear to be a brazen liberal with a burning agenda but her threads insight more responces than most anyone elses. Her topics are provoking and her responces to each flame breeds for responces. Here are the on-going theories, add as you see fit:
Who is Cool Chick?:
1) An ultra conservative 60+ male college prof looking to gauge the "rights" responce to the "lefts", publish the trends accordingly, and continue to advise grad students in a post Carter government.
2) A moderate conservative 25+ female with a high intelect who is looking for a suitable life partner who shares similar interests.
3) Same as (2) but also screens for number and type of cars in the stables - got to be practical if your looking right?
4) A ranting liberal female who sits in front of her screen late at night witha glass of chard and howls at the fury she creates in very short order.
5) a fictional pal that the boys at Pelican invented to make this topic center bustle with activity and guage just how much and what the overall ecomonic pain point is - good intel for price increases and product introductions?

Feel free to take your guess...

[bryanthompson]

There's a flaw in #1, in that there are no conservative college professors Just kidding... i'm sure there are a few... somewhere... there's got to be, right?

That'd really suck if she turned out to be a he... I don't know if I could ever live with myself after that hot cyber action last monday... kool-aid, you know what I'm talkin' about

[RickM]

She is a guy.....a guy named Jethro....Jethro Bodine....

[SLO-BOB]

Originally posted by LubeMaster77
her threads insight more responces than most anyone elses.

Hmmmmm. I wonder. One girl. A bazillion horny computer/car geeks. What could it be..........?

[M.D. Holloway]

point

[RickM]

Originally posted by Sebring77
Hmmmmm. I wonder. One girl. A bazillion horny computer/car geeks. What could it be..........?

ROFL!!!

[Superman]

I too have noticed that her posts elicit some emotive responses. but hey, all us liberals get slammed each time, so that's not too unusual.

I also notice that, generally speaking, we can be seen as a bunch of car nerds having a gay ol' time yukking it up with guy/car talk who happened to go off into the corner to start an argument over politics. Of course, the big difference between that analogy and our reality is the same as the difference between folks in a darkened-window Cadillac on the freeway versus folks standing in line at the bank. we're protected and camoflaged by our computers, so we can (obviously) talk real tough and pretend like we're brave extroverts. And yes, that goes for you, the reader.

In reality, I think Cool_Chick is probably a breathtakingly gorgeous, secure, professional and educated, outgoing lady who is interested in a wide range of issues that impact her and other humans. She is compassionate and nurturing but not gullible or coddling. She can ask for the truth But she'll never believe you she takes care of herself She can wait if she wants She's ahead of her time She is frequently kind And she's suddenly cruel She can do as she pleases She's nobody's fool.

Oh wait a minute. That's a song.

[singpilot]

I cracked up last night along a similar vein.

Andy Rooney was talking about the recent election and the 'liberal media'.

He said he knew a lot of media types, and he didn't think they were all that liberal. That they fell into two basic groups.

Those that liked John Kerry, and

Those that hated George W. Bush


I always assume when I read rantings (usually, but not always liberal), unless they are backed up with FACTS (like Techweenie does), then they fall into the troll category. The acid test is the date the poster joined the board. Anything around or after January 2004 is a troll that was ejected from another Porsche board around that time as they purged their troublemakers, or is a duplicate poster from here that doesn't have the balls to post in their original screename.

Yes that means you know what gender I think 'cool_chick' is.

[M.D. Holloway]

superman's got a girlfrieeeend, supermans got a girlfrieeeend...

[M.D. Holloway]

oh boyfrieeeeend?

[rcecale]

Say it isn't so.....



Randy

[juanbenae]

is this one of the topics we have been looking forward to after the election? see i knew OT would suffer after the election.

[SLO-BOB]

Originally posted by Superman
I think Cool_Chick is probably a breathtakingly gorgeous

See!? See!?? Horny internet car geek alert!!


(Sorry Superman-I had to)

[Beethoven]

It does take a special type of person to chose 'LubeMaster77' as a handle...
But it takes a citizen of our president's home state to come up with lines like "her responces to each flame breeds for responces."
Faith-based spelling and grammar...

[dhoward]

Originally posted by Superman
Snipped...
...we can be seen as a bunch of car nerds having a gay ol' time....

Ummm... I'm feeling uncomfortable now...

[Superman]

Yep, we're car nerds. Except for me of course. And, well, it's over between me and Cool_Chick. I'm just starting to move past her jilting my marriage proposal.

But sometimes, you guys are way too funny. Been considering just letting the OT stuff go. Not that much humor from you guys lately, and the technical forum makes a great deal more sense. And they're still funny there, much of the time.

Did you guys ever read the bunny stories that Leland started? Rabbits, that is? I tell ya'. There have been times when my keyboard would have been ruined if I'd had a mouth full of beverage.

But not so much here. And many are not listening and never were. And the election is over. I might lay this crusade down. The sound you hear is Island wetting his pants.

[bryanthompson]

OT Board Soap Opera starring Superman and Kool-Aid Chick, "As the steering wheel turns."

[SLO-BOB]

Sure. You say that now Superman, but surely you'll be back. It's like a car wreck-hard not to look even though you know you shouldn't. It starts innocently enough-checking e-mail. Check tech forum. Check e-mail again. Do a search (boredom). Nothing good on ebay. Hmmmm-wonder what those fools on OT are saying? I'll check but not participate. Island said what?? Arghhh-must resist.... You know the rest.

[cool_chick]

LOL.

Why are you guys soooo interested in me?

For one, number 5 is not true. If you read the sticky forums, that's forbidden. Admin can easily discover this.

Number 2, my join date had nothing to do with "getting kicked off" another board. If it did, why wouldn't I post prior to recently?

Number 3, I am a girl, you've had access (if you looked) to proof of that for a while.

[island911]

Don't flatter yourself too mcuh there, cc. I would say Mulholland got about 10x the interest you are.

The thing is, when some outsider comes to the OT, insisting to beat some dead horses, the result is, people scratching their heads, asking; who is this instigator?

SO who are you? . .slakjaws 12y/o daughter?