Breaking News -- Tom Ridge...

[dd74]

will resign as Homeland Security Secretary.

So is this because we're safer now than ever?

[red ufo]

And don't let the door hit him in the ass on the way out.

All he did was spread fear. There is alot of crap about his tactics going around right now.

[concentric]

Originally posted by dd74
will resign as Homeland Security Secretary.

So is this because we're safer now than ever?

Oh yeah. Snug as a bug in a rug.

[Neilk]

Does that mean I can return my duct tape?

[red ufo]

I guess he wasn't working hard, its hard work, and not coming in on Saturdays, or eating at his desk.

Hope his color coded fear factor goes with him. I wonder if Paul Rodriques will replace his in Bush's new Spanish Neocon Empire Strikes Back Assualt Team or SNESBAT. Or Super Nintendo Bat for short.

Dumbsfield is next to be replaced by somebody who let Bush copy his answers off a test along time ago with Saudi and Bin Laden connections obviously.

[cowtown]

Originally posted by red ufo
I wonder if Paul Rodriques will replace his in Bush's new Spanish Neocon Empire Strikes Back Assualt Team or SNESBAT. Or Super Nintendo Bat for short.

How come the UFOs are always red? Why not Green? Or Blue? Have you ever considered that?

[red ufo]

Originally posted by cowtown
How come the UFOs are always red? Why not Green? Or Blue? Have you ever considered that?

Cause the green ones are airplane lights, the green ones are meteors. The red ones are dangerous

[lendaddy]

Originally posted by red ufo
[BThe red ones are dangerous [/B]

That cant be true, I was abducted by a red one back in the 80's. Nice group of guys really, a little odd? Sure. But dangerous? Naw..

[928ram]

will resign as Homeland Security Secretary.

This one isn't actually news, he indicated that he'd be leaving quite some time ago.

This is the job that is expected to be offered to Gullianni, though Adm. Loy is probably a far better replacement.

[911boost]

Hey Red,

What do you do for a living? Have you had any contact with Homeland Security (going through security at an airport doesn't count either)?

Just curious, because you sure seem to have a bunch of opinions.

Bill