Infidelity deterrent?

Moses · 12-03-2004, 10:05 AM

December 1, 2004 -- ANNA Benson, the former model and stripper who is married to Mets pitcher Kris Benson, vowed yesterday that if she ever catches her husband cheating, she'll have sex with all his teammates.
The buxom brunette, proclaimed "Baseball's Hottest Wife" by FHM magazine, said on Howard Stern's nationally syndicated radio show:

"I told him [Kris] — because that's the biggest thing in athletics, they cheat all the time — I told him, cheat on me all you want. If you get caught, I'm going to s- - -w everybody on your entire team — coaches, trainers, players. I would do everybody on his whole team."

"Mike Piazza just did a back flip," Stern said, egging her on. "Even the coaches? What about, like, the bat boys?"

"Everybody would get a turn," Anna pledged. "If my husband cheated on me and embarrassed me like that, I will embarrass him more than he could ever imagine."

Even Robin Quivers got in on it: "What about groundskeepers?"

"If I'm lining them up," Anna said, "I'll [also] circle into other teams. Whatever team he's playing, I will s- - -w all them too."

Stern asked: "What if your husband, the great pitcher, comes to you and says, 'Honey, I need two women at the same time. I need you to do that for me?' "

Anna replied, "You know, if that's what he came to me and said that he needed, then that's what he would get, because he is my entire universe. I adore my husband. He's a saint . . . he took me out of he11" — a reference to her years on her own.

She added that she and Benson are so into each other, they've had sex in many of the stadiums where he's pitched, including PNC Park and Three Rivers Stadium in Pittsburgh.

Overpaid Slacker · 12-03-2004, 10:08 AM

That's the hottest wife in baseball? Hockey and Football players have it better, IMHO.

As far as embarrassing her husband, I think she's just embarrassed the ***** out of herself; and pulling that stunt would do more harm to her than him.

Chicks.

JP

Don 944 LA · 12-03-2004, 10:12 AM

looks like the future making of one of those Gang Bang movies 500+ type of things

she's not all that anyway.

VaSteve · 12-03-2004, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Moses

Anna replied, "You know, if that's what he came to me and said that he needed, then that's what he would get, because he is my entire universe.

Typical Jerry Springer type comment.

Dantilla · 12-03-2004, 11:47 AM

I would never put my private parts in a place as public as her vagina.

RickM · RickM's Garage

Hmm, that's a class act he's got there.

Worth throwing a screw ball at after throwing back a couple.....for those who aren't married, of course.

widebody911 · widebody911's Garage

You can take the girl out of the trailer...

Even though, I'd hit it. I'd rinse it out with MEK first, but then I'd hit it.

concentric · 12-03-2004, 12:35 PM

Time to hire some hookers to his hotel room and buy a ball boy uniform.

asphaltgambler · 12-03-2004, 12:44 PM

Dantilla & Widebody911..............You guys are too f-----in funny!

asphaltgambler · 12-03-2004, 12:48 PM

By the way aren't those things sagging just a bit for a young chick?? I give her 10-12yrs before her n---ples line up with her navel !

I can here the guys laughing now. Hey Anna; whats that hair in between your t-ts? Oh!, It's your p-----y!!!!!!

911pcars · 12-03-2004, 01:50 PM

Groundskeepers? What about Mets bball fans? I like baseball too.

Sherwood

david c. · 12-03-2004, 02:08 PM

I used to be involved with a girl that was engaged to an MLB pitcher when I met her. She actually left the guy because literally every single one of the guys she met cheated on his wife or g/f. I like to think she left him for me, but that's just my ego talking, haha.

mikester · 12-03-2004, 02:09 PM

Man...I don't know what you fellas are smoking but that girls got a whole lot of hot on.

vash · vash's Garage

i am totally in agreement with mikester. she is hot. personally, i want the bastard to cheat. let's see her uphold her end of the bargain. personally, if i was a pro ball player, i dont think i could resist the temptation.

Don 944 LA · 12-03-2004, 02:26 PM

Photochoppers get to work.....

a little picture sent to her may be all that is needed

Moses · 12-03-2004, 06:22 PM

Poor Kris Benson. His team mates will be sending girls to his room non-stop.

asphaltgambler · 12-04-2004, 07:40 AM

Pro-athletes have a 24-7 parade of hot women at their beck and call. How long do you think he would or could hold out?

Probably 100+ other out there now that look better or whatever floats his boat just waiting in line. That relationship is a time-bomb just ticking away!!

elwood-914 · 12-04-2004, 08:01 AM

Stroke one! Stroke 2! Stroke 3! You're OUT! Next batter! Stroke one! Stroke 2! Stroke 3! You're OUT! Next batter! Stroke one! Stroke 2! Stroke 3! Your out! OTHER TEAM's turn to bat!

MotoSook · 12-04-2004, 08:29 AM

I told an old girlfriend something similar____if she screwed around one me, I'd screw all her friends

______ sadly it didn't work

Her guy friends wouldn't have anything to do with it__so it was only 1/2 effective.

cool_chick · 12-05-2004, 04:45 AM

LOL you guys are so funny.

All he has to do is not cheat, and everything will be ok, right?

To be honest, I have a sneaking suspicion that if he did cheat, she wouldn't go through with it anyway. It's her way of saying...."babe, better not do it...."

And yes, she is beautiful, and her breasts are fine. It's not flattering to be so superficial anyway. It'd be interesting to see what some of those here look like...