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Women's laps made of foam on sale in Japan...

The fixed-closed position of the legs is all too familiar...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4092345.stm



Japanese men without a shoulder to cry on this Christmas are being offered a woman's lap - made out of foam - to rest on instead. The "lap pillow", shaped like the bottom half of a kneeling woman, is selling for about 9,429 yen ($90), the French news agency AFP reported.

Subsequent purchase likely to be a rifle and scope...

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Old 12-14-2004, 04:25 AM
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Re: Women's laps made of foam on sale in Japan...

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The fixed-closed position of the legs is all too familiar...

Subsequent purchase likely to be a rifle and scope...
Both so true . . .

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Old 12-14-2004, 04:39 AM
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That's kinda creepy
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That's *so* Japanese.

Just like the whorehouse theme rooms that simulate crowded subway cars (where the client can molest "young women").
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That's *so* Japanese.

Just like the whorehouse theme rooms that simulate crowded subway cars (where the client can molest "young women").
Can you provide an address?
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On HBO's Real Sex they were at an AVN convention (looked like a ball). Jenna Jameson was at a booth where an "anatomically correct," full sized, molded rubber representation of her, shall we say "hips" for lack of a better word, was offerred for sale. They asked Jenna if she was selling a lot of these. She said they sell well on line but she was not selling many at the convention. She said guys were probably too embarrassed to be seen carrying out the large box (the one the product was in).
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Can you provide an address?
Sorry, never felt a need to patronize such an establishment. I already have my own Japanese young lady who's a willing participant.
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As opposed to....



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Randy, that dummy would be more realistic if it held a remote control, beer, or cigarette...and, was gone by the morning!
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Randy, i hear that he's only half the man that he used to be...
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*groan*

Poor guy will never get a "leg up"
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Thats such a tease. A man that big... she wouldn't be able to wrap her arms around!! It only goes half way. That product is setting her up for some major phsycological problems!
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randy, all that dude wanted was a little head!
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Edited for content. Link removed. -Z-man.
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Randy, that dummy would be more realistic if it held a remote control, beer, or cigarette...and, was gone by the morning!
Bob,

Ya ever hear of "Coyote Love"? Where you wake up the morning after and see what you've "done" and would rather chew your arm off than wake her...

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There was a case in Japan where a man dummy pillow above sued the owner (woman) for lack of spousal support, but the case was thrown out of court because .....

he didn't have leg to stand on.



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Randy old mate - now what would a red-blooded retired USMC type dude be doing with links to that sort of twisted crap?

Remind you of closer quarters?
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Ya ever hear of "Coyote Love"? Where you wake up the morning after and see what you've "done" and would rather chew your arm off than wake her...
Double coyote: chew the other arm off to make sure it never happens again....

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