It must be that time of the year?
 

What could be going through this guys head???
Oh the humanity.
man cuts off penis

Re: It must be that time of the year?
 

Um, a knife?

Re: Re: It must be that time of the year?
 

:D

Gives off ending a whole new meaning

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time; it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time; I can leave it home when I thnk it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning, I can't, for the life of me, remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it, so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet , 'cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes, but not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue, toward St Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven - some guy was selling it! I had to buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again: complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.

hey man, do you live in the village? im here at cooper, nice to see another porsche guy close by.

LOL, he doesn't live off the Bowery, man, that's from "King Missile!"

Man, do you every hang out at "The Scratcher?" Me and Bill and Ron were knocking a few back there the other night.

haha, ok, i dont know the movie obviuosly. Is the Scratcher the irish bar on fifth? i think ive seen it several times but havent went in. Technically im not old enough to be allowed into any bars. Ive heard they have really good breakfast too though.

Guy must have gotten a "John Wayne Bobbit-Do It Yourself" Kit. :eek:
I doubt it'll catch on with the more conservative crowd. Some people just like to be on the cutting edge. (Sorry, insert groan here)
Les

audi, that is a song right? i think you just stuck it into my head.....thanks.

butthole surfers - detachable penis

oh ok, i got it, its a song. I just watched the video on Launch :-).

http://launch.yahoo.com/artist/?artistID=1014358

never heard of King Missile, you guys are kinda weird, haha.

"Detachable penis, penis"....... yep, it's a song and a funny one at that....