Dave Barry Heals America.

Overpaid Slacker · 12-18-2004, 07:45 AM

We've given the world both nuclear weapons and Spongebob Squarepants; we must heal the red/blue divide.

JP

pwd72s · 12-18-2004, 05:47 PM

He's syndicated here. IMHO, one of our nation's best humor columnists. I've read that he plans to retire soon. Our loss.

nostatic · nostatic's Garage

I had a couple of squirrels just contact me asking about a good attorney.

cstreit · cstreit's Garage

Dave Barry is a funny funny man.....

Quote:

Do we truly believe that ALL red-state residents are ignorant racist fascist knuckle-dragging NASCAR-obsessed cousin-marrying road-kill-eating tobacco-juice-dribbling gun-fondling religious fanatic rednecks; or that ALL blue-state residents are godless unpatriotic pierced-nose Volvo-driving France-loving left-wing Communist latte-sucking tofu-chomping holistic-wacko neurotic vegan weenie perverts?

Now I'm not sure which one of these I am... Thought provoking... lol