The New 12 Days of Christmas

[84porsche]

Let's rewrite the 12 days Christmas as I really don't want a partridge in a pear tree. This song needs to be rewritten for the 21st century.

Here is the original:

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A partridge in a pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

...Four calling birds...
...Five golden rings...
...Six geese a-laying...
...Seven swans a-swimming...
...Eight maids a-milking...
...Nine ladies dancing...
...Ten lords a-leaping...
...Eleven pipers piping...
...Twelve drummers drumming...

What can you come up with? Here is my attempt:

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A Porsche with a key

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two tons of chocolate,
And a Porsche with a key

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three plasma tvs,
Two tons of chocolate,
And a Porsche with a key

[emcon5]

Two should be "Heat exchangers", One of the higher numbers should be "metric wrenches"

Tom

[legion]

I was thinking something like:

Twelve Turbos spooling
Eleven S4's revving
Ten Cayennes crawling
Nine Eleven keys
Eight sets of brake pads
Seven Speedsters Shifting
Six belts a-tensioning
FIVE NINE FIVE NINES!
Four Racing Tires
Three Deutchmarks
Two Boxster Coupes
And a new Carrera GT
(Or a babe in fast Nine Seventeen)

[Robert Coats]

How about...

Twelve quarts synthetic
Eleven extra horses
Ten laps of track time
Nine ninety seven
Eight racing tires
Seven polished wrenches
Six speed transmission
Five...point har-ness
Four new shocks
Three bottles nitrous
Two driving gloves
And a poster of my favorite grid girl