Why handguns are better than women

[BlueSkyJaunte]

I'm sure Isabo will have something to say here...!

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#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.

#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.

[dd74]

Sure, but if used improperly, either can blow your head off!

[kach22i]

Not bad, I'll give it a bump.

[tabs]

Ohhhh and just think of all the SATISFACTION you can derive from a hangun....just think of the place where you can put that barrel up.....

[BlueSkyJaunte]

I think you've been pulling the trigger a bit too much, tabby....

[tabs]

I'm not the one comparing women to handguns.....am I????? I just took the next logical step in the progression of your thinking thats all....

[BlueSkyJaunte]

"Better than"...not "a replacement for"!!!

[tabs]

"Better than" or "replacement for" are merely semantics...a comparison has been made....admit it your a sick fk too....

[Isabo]

Some just have to apply to both sexes!

* You can trade a .44 for .22, and probably get a little money to boot.
* If you admire a friend's handgun and tell her she will probably let you try it out for a few rounds, if you like it more than yours you can go for a trade or get one just like hers
* You can buy a silencer for a gun.
* You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're travelling
* Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup
* Your handgun will stay with you even if you forget to feed it
* A handgun doesn't fill the garage with junk
* Handguns are always happy to go shopping with you
* Handguns sit on the sofa during weepy films, they don't go to tinker with a motorcycle until it's over
* Handguns only roar when you want them to
* Handguns happily wear whichever holster you think suits them.
* The same model is available in different barrel lenghts.
* Handguns don't squeal if you grab their handle with cold hands.
* If the first shot goes off too soon, there's another one ready in the magazine. You can easily reload a handgun. Your gun fires whenever you want it to as many times as it takes to satisfy you.
* If a handgun is not excercised it's happy with an occaisional wipedown with an oily rag.
* Sleep with a handgun and you don't have to sleep on the wetpatch

[tabs]

I love my gun but does my gun love me?

[targa911S]

Isabo..you crack me up. Had to know you would have a great version of this.

[BlueSkyJaunte]

Thanks for not letting me down, Isa!

[tabs]

A "Bondo Queen"...is that a wrapped up gay guy....

[kach22i]

Originally posted by tabs
Ohhhh and just think of all the SATISFACTION you can derive from a hangun....just think of the place where you can put that barrel up.....

Are you thinking of a squirt gun?

Let's hope you don't find a new use for that grease gun.

[BlueSkyJaunte]

[tabs]

Originally posted by kach22i
Are you thinking of a squirt gun?

Let's hope you don't find a new use for that grease gun.

Ouuuu...Heavy Bearing Grease.....

[tabs]

Why be serious when you can be NOstatus?

[pbs911]

I don't know, they look good together too.