Mothers Cracked Fairy Tales

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When I was just a little Tyke my Mother used to tell me fairy tales before I used to go to sleep....this was one of my favorites....

On upon a time, far far across the cyber sea there was a land known as Jim Jones Land....and there were a bunch of children who used to like cars that looked like Bugs....and since they liked to go fast in them, and oh did they like to go fast... they bought the the fast edition BUg cars. But after a while the fumes from the High Octane Juice the Bugs ran on and the smell of the Castor Bean Oil that lubricated the Bug cars started to go to there heads....and they started to crave even faster Bug cars and modeled them on the Special Edition Bug cars that most of them couldn't afford.....they even concocted a juice out of the fumes from the High Octane Bug Juice and Castor Bean Oil to reproduce the cool high they got from going fast, which they called Kool Aid....it made them ohhhh sooo dizzy after they nipped at the Kool Aid..and it caused them to stand around chanting 'You don't get it, You don't get it." Refering to the high they got from associating with each other and going fast in their mock special edition Bug cars. .and after awhile everybody just started to call them the Kool Aid Kids....

Now everything was happy in Jim Jones Land, everybody got along until somebody said that they didn't want any of the Kool Aid that was being passed around...then the Kool Aid Kids would get mad stomp their feet and said we will just pretend you don't exist and we will do this by ignoring you. After awhile they even started to hold their breath in the hopes that those who didn't want any Kool Aid would just go away. But that didn't work, some people said Jim Jones Land was their home too and didn't like the attitude the Kool Aids Kids affected after bingeing on the Kool Aid. But eventually the Kool Aid Kids took over Jim Jones Land and finally decided to get rid of anybody who didn't want Kool Aid.....So now the Kool Aid Kids have gotten Jim Jones Land all to themselves and nobody is going to complain no matter how loud they chant.."You don't get it, You don't get it" So now the Kool Aid Kids should be perfectly happy living in Jim Jones land far far across the cyber sea....

[ronin]

are you kidding!?! I didn't drink the coolaid! I own a watercooler!!

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Your not a Kool Aid Kid then, nor are you a member of Jim Jones Land....