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A Man of Wealth and Taste
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Boy is Mother MAD at Me
I was just watching one of my favorite movies Amedaus when Mother called me up and told me to get over to her place "RIGHT NOW" I knew I was in trouble and got over there as quick as I could....
When I walked in Mother was beside herself and she blurted out< "SO you've got youself thrown out of another place, thats just great, for someone as bright as you are you act mighty stupid Tabby." All I could say taken aback is "Yes Mother" She then really laid into me, " What in the Sam Hill were you thinking you twit...when you went over there." "Well Mother" I replied " I was thinking about going over there to liven the place up it seemed so dull and boring." Mother was now just barely able to control herself, "Dull and BORING...DON"T YOU KNOW ANYTHING BOY....Stupid people don't like to be told they are stupid, They got your message a long time ago, and just got tired of you *****." Really afraid now all I could say again was, "Yes Mother." Mother calming now said, '" Now Tabby to be fair with you half of them couldn't understand what the fk you were talking about to begin with, and they didn't care." All I could sumon to say meekly was, " Yes Mother." "And Tabby," Mother went on, "Don't you know how to smoooz and be social, havn't I taught you anything." "I gathering a bit of courage in face of this onslaught said, "Well Mother." "Oh shut up Tabby, Mother said putting me in my place, "And I suppose that you don't know that someone helped get you thrown out." Really taken aback I said, "Nooo, who could it be." Someone who is very insecure of their talent. They seem to have it all, but are jealous of just how easy it is for you Tabby. How you can just make the words flow so easy. And all they do is whisper in the ear when you make yourself venerable." Intently listening to the words of wisedom my dear Mother was speaking I said, "And Mother how should I counter these people?" Mother thought a moment and looking off into the distance said, " First drop the Snidley Whiplash villian shtick you do and use your logic it's irefutable." I lamented, "But Mother, don't I get to joke around and be creative?" Mother looked hard at me and said, " Yeah I suppose you have to be creative, but you'd better make it clear to them thats what you are doing." All I could say is, "Yes Mother....and turning to the audience..."Ahhh Mother told me to say this, but this is the first draft, there was no editing involved and it took me less than half an hour to write this." PS There was a request made for somthing special to be posted for my 4000th post...it's a couple late but thats just the way it worked out....Hope this pleases.
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I really need to get a life.
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i am not exactly sure what to think of that.
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