Tabs on COPS?
 

I saw Tabs Saturday night , on "Cops in Las Vegas."

This portly fellow was staggering down the median of a street in Vegas, at least a .25 BAC. Hey, that could be Tabs. He was carrying an armful of womens' clothing (hint one), he was tanked (hint two), he was jocular (hint three) yet morose (hint four) and he was carrying cans of Bud in his pants. The clincher was when he started talking about how lonely he was and that no one liked him , etc. . . Yep, that's gotta be Tabs.

That musta been after I lost my Trust Fund Allowance for the month playing Roulette and Chuck A Luck....and had to pawn my truck...and thats why I was carrying all those clothes.....Yep ya caught me....I really din't want anyone to know I made COPs so I kept my mouth shut about it....

Very impressive, except for that bit where you kept asking the cop to check your pants for the big one, referring of course to the Bud tall, but the double entendre was a bit crude . . . but not unexpected . . .

Are you sure that it wasn't the load that I dropped in my pants that I was worried about....I tend to do that when I get scared you know....the LV COPS are a tough bunch....