you guys see this ape attack story?

[vash]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=519&ncid=519&e=2&u=/ap/20050304/ap_on_re_us/chimpanzee_attack


i would rather get attack by something further down the evolutionary table. like a shark. the old guy lost his face!

[juanbenae]

that was scary. two of them were still loose as of the evening news last night.

chimps are not the loveable animals that they have been portrayed to be. i saw a discovery/nat geo show about six months ago that followed this group of wild chimps around. they were real richards. they would go out on hunting trips to kill other chimps that had wondered too far from their group. they also had the very 1st footage of chimps hunting live food. they hunted in groups and would kill other smaller monkeys and eat them. they also raped chick chimps in the ace forcefully. "stop its ripping!"

[vash]

but the loose ones, were female. they were nice.

[dhoward]

Originally posted by vash
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=519&ncid=519&e=2&u=/ap/20050304/ap_on_re_us/chimpanzee_attack


i would rather get attack by something further down the evolutionary table. like a shark. the old guy lost his face!

His face? The guy was 62.
What about his TESTICLES MAN?

[RickM]

The Chimps severed one testicle and one foot....Damn that's nasty.

[dhoward]

Originally posted by k911sc
Snipped....... they also raped chick chimps in the ace forcefully. "stop its ripping!"

Awww...they were askin' for it.....Prolly prancin' around in low-cut lady chimp outfits....

[JavaBrewer]

Didn't MJ have a chimp named Bubbles? Maybe that's what happened to him...

[Scooter]

Hey, wait a minute. Was Bubbles an adolescent male chimp? Maybe they will call him to testify.

[hoff944]

We'll have to send them to that terrible planet that is inhabited by apes.

[dhoward]

"Get your hands off of me you damned, dirty ape!"
- Charlton Heston

[dd74]

"Shock the Monkey." P. Gabriel; "Leave My Monkey Alone" W. Zevon (rip).

[dhoward]

"would you like to touch my monkey?"
-Dieter from 'Sprokets'

[kmhemi]

We won't spank the monkey....the monkey will spank us.. -Jay and Silent Bob.

[dhoward]

"Hey hey, we're the Monkees..."
-Davey Jones

[bell]

Originally posted by dhoward
His face? The guy was 62.
What about his TESTICLES MAN?

well there's always viagra......but until the face is healed he may have to move to vegas and live off of 3$ hookers.
maybe tabs can chime in


"look at the monkey.....lookit it".....johnny cochran.....on south park

[dhoward]

"Yeah? Well no ape's gonna make a monkey outta me..."
-Moe Howard

[1973911s]

Seems strange the chimp got his pants off, maybe there is more to the story.

Michael

[dafischer]

"Wish I had a monkey"
-Buckwheat

[juanbenae]

the show i spoke of above is on the national geographic channel right now! too freaky eh? its called the dark side of chimps, i will watch it again to see if anyones pants come off.

now, back to your regularly sceduled monkey business..

[Hugh R]

I'll be looking a chimps much differently on the set from now on. We used to assume the handlers had control. Mmmm, important safety tip.