Deionized Water Reviewer Wanted

[teamgomez]

Reviewer found- see the product soon on Speedvision.

[Jim Richards]

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

I hope I made my point clear enough.

[jluetjen]

OK, the Autocross and Track Racing content of a de-ionizing conditioner is.....?

OH! That's right. There is NONE because it been removed by the filters! While unfortunately this posting was not.

Now what does a de-ionizer and a moderator have in common?

Both remove stuff that shouldn't be there!

[widebody911]

I don't think this would be legal in the US; the levels of dihydrogen monoxide in this product have been shown to be extremely high.

More info @ http://www.dhmo.org/

[dfink]

$20.00 you can get a Mr. Clean no spot car wash kit. No review to write and your car goes so much faster at the track because it has no spots.

[cstreit]

Originally posted by jluetjen
OK, the Autocross and Track Racing content of a de-ionizing conditioner is.....?

OH! That's right. There is NONE

Oops... I'm remiss in my moderation duties.

[teamgomez]

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[cstreit]

I retracted my comments because I got a very polite letter from teamgomez explaning his side of the offer...

I don't know what the product is... ...but at least he's a gentleman.

[PCA 944]

Originally posted by teamgomez
Reviewer found- see the product soon on Speedvision.

Sadly, Speedvision has been replaced by the Speed Channel which has throughly ruined the programing and americanized it with endless nascar coverage.