There's a seeker born every minute...

[widebody911]

Christ-scented candles!

http://www.14wfie.com/Global/story.asp?s=3082728

Thanks, but I'll wait for the Jennifer Love Hewitt Bicycle Seat version...

[84porsche]

That is just wrong in so many ways. Do people really think that a candle is going to help them be any more religious?

[bryanthompson]

It's a Messianic Psalm, referring to when Christ returns, and his garments will have the scent of myrrh, aloe and cassia.

It's not rocket surgery here.

[rcecale]

What were you expecting, another piece of toast???

Randy

[hoff944]

Did anyone ever see the figurines of Jesus playing sports that Conan O'Brien had on his show? They are actually sold by the Catholic Church or a bookstore for the Catholic Church. The candle reminds me of those figurines. Conan made the observation that the figurines made Jesus seem like a ball hog.

[kach22i]

Originally posted by widebody911
Jennifer Love Hewitt

She had a spread in one of the young male magaizes last month - Maxium or FXM somthing or other.

But once word got out, "It was the hottest item in South Dakota for Christmas." They went through 10,000 candles.

Hottest item........................kill me now.

[dd74]

Originally posted by hoff944
Conan made the observation that the figurines made Jesus seem like a ball hog.

So Jesus is really Kobe Bryant?

[VINMAN]

Originally posted by widebody911
Thanks, but I'll wait for the Jennifer Love Hewitt Bicycle Seat version... [/B]

Put me in for two , when you find em!

[VenezianBlau 87]

Originally posted by widebody911

Thanks, but I'll wait for the Jennifer Love Hewitt Bicycle Seat version... [/B]

I suggest they name it the "Burning Bush".