Thanks Lube
 

I can hardly stop eating the Salami you sent....the Wipes you sent will be put to good use also....and my neighbors will appreciate seeing me in a new shirt and hat as well...Will be seeing you in May....

Some guy slipped you the salami and you're bragging about it here?

Not just any guy. A guy he calls "lube".
:D

A first..tabs thanking anyone for anything...

LMAO and cleaning off my keyboard and monitor from the water I spit all over the place. Thanks guys.

just remember to use condoms, Tabs....

are you sure that was salami? or a finger, perhaps....

Kielbasa sausage? ;)

No probs Tabs! Looks like I will be presenting 4 papers at STLE on May18. I will also be in LV talking at PackExpo in late Sept and a NRA conference in Oct (I think) - all in sin city!

Ya know, you guyz can pervert anything! It was Soprasatta, a type of Italian salami - right from a true ginny deli in NJ. The stuff is more addicting than heroin but you may want to monitor your LDLs.

oh ya guyz, the wipes Tabs mentioned are for cleaning weapons, but if you wanted to polish your "gun" with them...

"got any Italian in you?"

Sorry, couldn't resist.

half a sausage....

Ain't gettin' near this one!

i am very sorry i arrived late for this one.

At least he lubed up before giving him the salami. Some people I know would not even give you the "reach around" in a case like this! :)

JoeA

Wait till Tabs posts a pick wearing that shirt / hat I gave him. They make a big impact at buffet lines and strip joints!

So what, these guys hooked up or something at an Italian bar named Innuendo?

Tabs, If you want any Chorizo Espanol just let me know ;)

I had heard that REAL salami was made with horse meat...true?

mortadella?

The "Sopy" that I sent Tabs was an Italian blood salami, I'm not Italian but I eat/cook like one...