Cure for obesity: neutering!

[widebody911]

Scary stuff:

http://www.pnmj.org/0032205_curing_obesity.asp

Why would a state adopt such a controversial program? The basis is simple: vasectomy is a popular method of birth control (...). By offering such a highly effective form of birth control freely to men who, by clinical diagnosis, have been deemed genetically inferior to the normalized median of homo sapien development, such a gene line would effectively be eliminated.

Of course, this calls into question Murphy's Law of Love Handles: The more you got, the less you get

[Overpaid Slacker]

This is a scam, designed by the scammers to entrap MSM. The PNMJ doesn't exist. They even set up a voice mail box to see who (if anyone) would call to check the veracity of the story before going to press with it.

JP

[widebody911]

If it is, it's a damn clever one!

[bryanthompson]

I can think of neutering being a cure for a LOT of things!

[dd74]

I thought Kirstie Alley was the latest cure for love handles.

[Overpaid Slacker]

From OpinionJournal's Best of the Web (I didn't fix the links)

A Big Fat Hoax
Yesterday blogger Vilmar Tavares (warning: link includes foul language) e-mailed us a link to a story in the Pacific Northwest Medical Journal titled "Curing Obesity Through Sterility: California's Controversial Program Under the Microscope":

Beginning last November, the city of San Francisco began a program whereupon clinically obese men between the ages of 18 and 55 could undergo a procedure whereupon approximately 1/2 an inch is removed from each vas and the ends are sealed--commonly referred to as a vasectomy--completely free of charge. The overwhelming turnout led the State of California to follow suit, and now California is the first state in the Union to offer state-funded vasectomies to men who have been diagnosed as obese. . . .

By offering such a highly effective form of birth control freely to men who, by clinical diagnosis, have been deemed genetically inferior to the normalized median of homo sapien development, such a gene line would effectively be eliminated.

This sounded about as believable as "monkeyfishing," so we set about looking for evidence that this was a hoax. The site certainly looked realistic; its homepage linked to other articles that didn't sound phony, and the contact page gave a Seattle-area number for the Pacific Northwest Medical Association that answered with what seemed to be a functioning voicemail system.

On the other hand, a Factiva search turned up no references to the vasectomies-for-blimps program, nor any to the Pacific Northwest Medical Journal or the association. Online phone books contain no listing for either the journal or the association, and a Google search turns up nothing but links to the journal on a humor site called Broken Newz.

We went to Network Solutions and checked the Whois entry for the pnmj.org domain, which turns out to be registered to "KLAF Television" of Shreveport, La., no address or phone number given. We thought: KLAF, as in K-laugh? But it turns out there is a KLAF--in Lafayette, a 212-mile drive from Shreveport.

Reader Michael Segal found the proof that it's a hoax. The contact page at Broken Newz lists among its contributors Bill Doty and Joe Peacock, whose names appear in the "medical journal" article as a "nationally recognized geneticist" and "clinician," respectively.

Segal also tracked some of the real-looking articles that appear on the site and found that they were indeed real, though not original: This one is lifted from the Croatian Medical Journal, this one from Diabetic-Lifestyle.com, and this one from a Wisconsin Medical Society press release.

This morning we heard again from blogger Tavares, who had learned independently that it was a hoax. He sent a link to the disclaimer page:

Yes, this is a FAKE Medical Journal website for a FAKE medical association, complete with a fake voicemail system. . . .

Once again, we've proved that so-called "journalists" at so-called "reputable news agencies" are so-called "F---king lazy." It's not like we didn't drop about two billion clues that this particular article might not be full to the brim with medical fact, you know. In fact, we set up a voicemail system to log calls to the Pacific Northwest Medical Association specifically to track just how many reference and source checks were made by you, the mass media. The integrity part of Journalistic Integrity has been left completely by the wayside, and reporters / writers / disc jockeys / what-have-you are simply scraping sites like Fark.com and BoingBoing.net without so much as a verification call.

Did any reporters fall for this hoax? Not that we've seen. Journalists may be lazy, but then again, so is anybody by comparison with guys who would put so much work into a hoax that ends up fooling a solitary blogger.

[widebody911]

Suckered me in; do I need to start making phone calls before I post stuff?

[cowtown]

Originally posted by widebody911
Suckered me in; do I need to start making phone calls before I post stuff?

Yes, yes you do. Only the truth can be posted here in the OT.

[klaucke]

At least I'd be one of the lucky 3...

[Overpaid Slacker]

I think it was more "believable" b/c it involved California treating fat people in such a manner. Who'd have believed Minnesota or Houston doing the same thing?

JP

[widebody911]

Originally posted by Overpaid Slacker
I think it was more "believable" b/c it involved California treating fat people in such a manner. Who'd have believed Minnesota or Houston doing the same thing?

Can you just imagine the logistics of giving vasectomies to every male over the age of 18 in the entire state?!!!!

And Houston is it's own state now?

[Overpaid Slacker]

Well Houston is Fat City USA again, so I though I'd throw it in; after all, this CA program was supposed to have been run as a pilot in San Fran.

JP