Seinfeld Donates Porsche Collection

ckissick · 04-01-2005, 11:09 AM

Wow, look what I just got off the AP wire...

It's been reported that comedian Jerry Seinfeld has just made a shocking donation of his entire collection of rare Porsches to the Sisters of Mercy orphanage in the small town of Prairie Hole, Nebraska. When reached for comment, orphanage spokesnun, Sister Butzi Ferdy commented, "No comment." However, the janitor, Billy Bob Cornshucker, offered this assessment of the situation, "Hell, there ain't no twisties within 200 miles of here. What was he thinking?" It's believed the Sisters will sell the collection at their next bake sale, but they intend on keeping the 917.

Seinfeld himself could not be reached for comment, however a close friend of his speculated that Seinfeld was finally going through with his grand plan to begin the world's greatest collection of Nash Metropolitans.

I don't know about you, but I'm just shocked.

RickM · RickM's Garage

April 1st it is...

BGCarrera32 · 04-01-2005, 11:14 AM

Groesbeck Hurricane · 04-01-2005, 11:14 AM

not even ohhh so close. sorry.

jeffgrant · 04-01-2005, 11:28 AM

Lamest. Joke. Ever.

juanbenae · 11:34 AM

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Originally posted by jeffgrant
Lamest. Joke. Ever.

ever is a longtime, and mr grant is correct in his estimation.

actually a girl in my office hit me with "the inspectors (my position) will have their internet access taken away at work because we are out in the field too much". i saw my lazy afternoons with PP taken from me and i was pissed. she april fooled me just before i blew a gasket.

Zeke · 04-01-2005, 12:21 PM

I got a pretty good one off last year on this thread. I thought I'd give it a rest today here, but I did put something on the 914 Club BBS about my old race car.

laddsc · 04-01-2005, 12:51 PM

One of my employees walked in today and asked when I wrecked my Porsche. She said the back was caved in. I bought it for about 20 seconds and was mad. Then the light came on. What a loser I am.

LeeH · 04-01-2005, 02:28 PM

I was up late last night finishing my taxes. I knew something was up when my 5 year old daughter wanted me to hurry up and eat breakfast. I found an icey chair (thanks to a couple of freezer packs), cereal boxes taped to the shelf and various other things rearranged or taped in place. My daughter was cracking up... I think my wife helped her a bit.

juanbenae · 04-01-2005, 02:47 PM

sounds like charlie should hit you daughter up for ideas next year cause he bombed this.

ckissick · 04-01-2005, 03:01 PM

Jeez, rough crowd. Can I still write for Jay Leno?

I guess all my years as a civil engineer have wreaked havoc.

speedracer · 04-02-2005, 07:14 AM

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pwd72s · 04-02-2005, 08:08 AM

Yeah...I thought of posting a fake ad...my car for sale at Bruce Anderson's "excellent" price....but knew you guys would catch on..

copper · copper's Garage

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Originally posted by k911sc
she april fooled me just before i blew a gasket.

You still would have been okay if she let it go a little longer. Pelican has replacement gaskets for k911sc...
And they're even better than stock.

donstevens · donstevens's Garage

You made many of us look!