Fetal Attraction

[widebody911]

When capitalism and christianity collide... (What a trend we have in jesus [TM])

http://www.misspoppy.com/catalog/xcart/customer/product.php?productid=16346&cat=283&page=1

Protect our troops - from the womb to the war. What if the fetus you were going to abort would grow up to be a soldier bringing democracy to a godless dictatorship?

Plastic replica of an 11-12 week old fetus, 3" long, holding a firearm in its precious little hand, with an assortment of other military paraphernalia, encased in a translucent plastic ornament, with a patriotic yellow ribbon on top. Includes a metal ornament hanger. If only a womb were this safe, attractive and reasonably priced!

Show that you support the "culture of life" by buying and proudly displaying one of these patriotic unborn Americans.

Also available in a "Brown" model

[Moses]

From the same folks that bring you the anti-masturbation chewing gum.

[stomachmonkey]

Just browsed the site.

WTF?

Looks like they indulge in a bit to much poppy based product.

Scott

[kach22i]

All part of the larger master plan to have a larger army for a continuous state of war, just like the Roman Empire.



Here's art for ya:
http://asdf60514.tripod.com/bowerspic/

[bryanthompson]

[juanbenae]

BT, you will be regret the day you posted that thing.

[bryanthompson]

k911, all your base are belong to us.

[targa911S]

I have "Nunzilla" on my desk!

[island911]

Originally posted by widebody911
. . ...

Also available in a "Brown" model. . ..

Shouldn't that be Also available in a "Good-looking Privilaged WHITE" model (?). ... you know; to fully leverage the liberal whine.

Oh, and what about Also available in a "gay" model (?) -- you know, people are born that way.

Now; back to the drawing-board, until you have a fully lib-PC package.

btw; whats the french version look like? . .sit'n on the gun, eat'n some cheese?

[Jamie79SC]

Island,

You need to look at the site; they're not selling these as a joke and, they ARE "available in brown". A person doesn't even have make this stuff up...

[Moses]

Originally posted by Jamie79SC
... they're not selling these as a joke ...

Sure they are.

[Jamie79SC]

Oh OK I guess they are. Good joke though

[djmcmath]

"Note to the confused:This is a real product, from a real site. The product is a satire, but it is also a real product - FOR SALE. This is a real store."

[bryanthompson]

Take a look at some of their 'other stores':
christian panties
Landover Baptist
Teenage Millionaire
Fetal Attractions
Hell-o Satan Central
spiritual accessories
sweet jesus (candy)
.99 cents or less
bible tracts
hellfire 'n' damnation
ministerial supplies
nun necessities
saints 'n' sinners
bettie page
VALENTINE'S DAY
SAINT PATRICK'S DAY

This isn't 'Christianity and capitalism colliding' it's a parody site, or one created by someone either trying to make fun of Christianity or someone who thinks this crap will actually sell.

Have you actually ever been in a Christian store? I have, and there's no way a real Christian store is going to sell this:


I could make a fake liberal site trying to sell "Kill Conservatives" t-shirts. Why? Maybe some wacked-out liberal woud buy one, but it makes the lefties look more radical. This is the same thing.

[creaturecat]

Christian store? How much does a god fearing Christian retail for these days? Are southern ones cheaper?

[bryanthompson]

cat: Not open Sundays, and Easter is Buy One get One Free day. 15% off with receipt of current confession from your local Priest.

[Icemaster]

WTF?