I hate it when....
 

I hate it when you see two women walking along and you start checking out one of them because she is quite attractive.

Then, just as they are about to leave your field of vision, you check out the other one and she is even hotter and you kick yourself because you could have been staring at her the whole time!@!*%

I hate it when they start kissing each other.

don't hate...

And then they end up getting interviewed and humiliated by that hairball Howard Stern.

and then they invite me to their place...

love to see hot women kissing each other. i dont see it enough.

you're not watching the right videos...

I hate when you see a chick that looks good from the back, and turns around and.... AIEEE! A face and/or teeth to make a freight train reconsider...

Or worse, it's a guy! Happens all the time here in SF.

Or they are sex slaves that crave big black......ohhhh thats another web site...forget what I just said.....they can hold a conversation about the intracracies of post modernism...

This thread has taken a disturbing turn...

For the worse!

LMFAO - that's great! Never heard that one before, but thanks! :D

and they have a hot tub...and chilled Stoli...

......and the hot tub is filled with lime jello and cool whip.

and then, inevitably, they kick me to the curb before the good stuff starts...:(

and they wana be spanked and be made to tell who their Daddy is....oppps wrong site again....

CH(002)?

Lovingly/regularly referred to as butterface.

Drago, - remember rule #2