Sorry for the hijack, but a serious 'thanks' for the spaceballs stuff. I laughed my ass off at almost every one of them.

No we haven't:

"1, 2, 3, 4! That sounds like something an idiot would have on his luggage!"

Forgot the 5 ;)

"Have we got the combination to the air shield?"
"Yes President."
"Well, what is it."
"1. 2. 3. 4. 5."
"1 2 3 4 5? That's the same combination I have on my luggage, remind me to change that combination."

You're right.
"...her old nose."

Nope, not Futurama, another movie.

Maybe this will help.


You see this? This is my BOOMSTICK!

I got news for you pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and S**t. And Jack just left town.

Klaatu verrata n... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!

Must be one of the Evil Dead movies (Ash).

Ah Futurama, a show canceled because it was above the heads of the suits at its network. :(

Yep, Army of Darkness.

But at least Futurama lives on in syndication through 'Adult Swim' on Cartoon Network.

Back to the quotes.


First you wanna kill me, then you wanna kiss me..... Blow.

How about some stuff from Reservoir Dogs?

You'd lose me there..... I honestly hadn't seen that one 'unedited' and in it's entirety, not sure why yet either, as it's really up my alley.

Besides, the bits and pieces I do remember aren't exactly language filter friendly :D

Mr. Pink: How about if I'm Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me, I'll be Mr. Purple.

Mr. Orange: **** you! **** you! I'm ****ing dying here! I'm ****ing dying!

Mr. Pink: I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's ****ed up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government ****s in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bull**** I got two words for that: learn to ****in' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big ****in' surprise.

Mr. Pink: Is it bad?
Mr. White: As opposed to good?

Mr. Blonde: Eddie, if you don't stop talking like a *****, I'm gonna slap you like a *****.

Mr. Blonde: Either he's alive or he's dead, or the cops got him... or they don't.

Nice Guy Eddie: The chick got tired of him beatin' her so one night she walks in the guys bedroom and super glues his dick to his belly. Ambulance came and had to cut the prick loose.
Mr. Pink: That ain't all that bad.
Nice Guy Eddie: Oh yeah? How would you feel if every time you had to take a piss you had to do a hand stand?

Here's a Star Wars quote quiz:
http://www.starwars.com/kids/games/who_said_it/

"No, man, you can't crucify yourself, man, it's a total bummer, I've tried it, and you can't get the last nail in."