analyze this...
 

pun fully intended. now here's the story.

i had my bi-monthly sex last eve when sweety came to town, so my sleep was extra good. was the sleep quality because of the sex, or the self medicating 4 pre-sex beers or the dinner after, i cant really say?

the best sleep really happened after she got outta bed at 730. dont know if it was extra good stinky morning sleepy dreams or what, but i had some twisted ones. i drempt i was doing laundry and spinning a bird (chicken roaster) on my whirrly around bird cooking thing. so from 730ish to 10 i hatched funny thoughts. regular laundy and cooking stuff was imagined. it really got strange when i awoke at a little before 10 dreaming i was eating my wallet. dont remember how it tasted, i just did it till i bit into a credit card. i was eating it with fork and knife off a plate. not all mid-evil off the fire or like an apple or pear. i think i had a bit of lee and perrin's with it, and what's funny is im an a-1 guy.

what could this all mean? i have been spending alot of cash as of late and need to get a handle on it. you know cars can get $$$. could it be the forecast of the bubble bursting in the bay area real estate market and everyday i sit tight my profits are being "eatin"? could it mean i need more fiber? mean people around me should be trained in the hymlick? could it,, well it might...

well, what do you think? should i switch to lee & perrin's? get a new wallet? have less sex? i am trying to read the tea leaves, any guidence?

Re: analyze this...
 

wait a sec. ... you get bi-sex, monthly? Does she bring a friend, or do you choose?

. ..and what's this about dreaming and a 1 guy?

man, you ARE messed up. :D

I don't know for sure but it seems that anyone who does not have sex more than twice a month should expect a strange reaction when they finally do.

What do some of the key items in the dream symbolize?

Doing Laundry....a chore of daily household life

Cooking a Chicken...preparing food to sustain life

I think this is the sex part...what follows is the emotional part

Eating a Wallet...what is a wallet but a container that holds information about our personal identity and our money

Eating a Credit card with a sauce you don't usually use.... a credit card is where someone is LENDING you money...to have credit is for someone to have FAITH/Trust in you to pay them back the loan.

The sauce is an enhancing agent...adds flavor

The act of eating is to take in fuel/energy to sustain life...

Your enjoying your time with this person...your eating it up...taking it in ...so to speak..To be trusted by this person makes you feel good about yourself.

see now doctor tabby breaks it down and builds the points of the dream back up to in an order where it can be read by even a simpleton like me. thanks tabs.

the rest of you;

island, why is it you can always break anything i write down in to a homo/man love thing? not that there is anything wrong with blah, blah, blah. it seems there are many more of the man-on-man thoughts in your mind than anyone elses around here.

flintstone, its a long distance thing and perfect for my taste. if you lasted more than 2 minutes in the hole you might be able to cope with twice a month waterings. its not just a bang-bang thing here. its an event that could be anywhere from 1 to 2 hours. not 2 full hours of pulling the plow, but tending to all aspects of the business in the garden. when i was younger and my methods were not so polished i needed sex everyday too. believe me when i tell you i get plenty of sex in 2 or 3 sessions a month. i practiced daily for many years and now only break out my plays on game day.

anymore insight into my wallet eating, or questions about how to keep a lady all foo'd up twice a month?

flame on.

I say pull a Casteneda....

Sounds like a real nightmare.
http://www.whiteysonline.com/fish/credit_card_block.jpg

Repressed homosexual frustrations.










^^^^^^^^^^^^^Joke

The objects in dreams seldom represent what they are. They are nearly always symbols. And not that easy to interpret. Your wallet might be symbolic of your security, but that'd be too easy. Instead, your wallet could be your boss. Or your next vacation.

I think your mind started its own Waste King, and disposed of needless ****e in your subconscious . You rebooted your own hard drive, so to speak.

Either that or you dreamed past tense trails from your LSD days.

I had a pet frog once.

Hell if I know what your dreams mean, but this is the funniest damn thing I have read in a while!:D

Been fantasizing about those two minutes huh? Sorry to disappoint you, but I don't go that way. Must be a CA thing.

Um... excuse me? SmileWavy

Toby you are wasting away your talents building roads, etc for the county. Ever think of writing for a living? Of course, you'd have to learn to use a spell checker. As for the dream thing, how the hell would I know what it means? It was dang funny though.

flint, apparently your reading comprehension leaves something to be desired. i don't think its a state thing, you and other two pump chumps can be residing in any red or blue state in the union. if you reread my explanation and do the math you might see through the haze that engulfs your head. see i spend more than your two minutes just to get the flag up the pole and tied off.

its about quality, not quanity my friend.

when a scarecrow plays with fire, he gets burned.

I imagine that guys who rarely have sex would like to pretend that others who manage to do better must surely suffer from a lack of quality. Just keep telling yourself that... LoL..Imagine a guy who rarely drives on the track claiming that it makes him a better racer than the regulars. Your logic is just as failed here as it is regarding politics.

So, you are still dreaming about those two minutes huh? I told you before....you are not my type. Take your anal yze elsewhere.

Anyway....
 

k911sc,

Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar.

Ed

Definitely one of the best lines on OT this year. HA..."anal yze"...too much...just too funny!

no actually your two minute act is none of my business, nor in my dreams. my dream was about eating my wallet, the whole sex thing was just an influence in my quality of sleep on the night in question. i still don't know what ive writtem above that gives you the impression i am into you?? i am betting your unfortunate partner wishes someone else would take a turn, but it wont be me.