Low brow stuff - where's the most embarrassing place you've ever farted?
 

Riding in a car with leather seats right next to my manager (female, nice looking, not much older than myself). Damn those leather seats don't absorb much. Also, the loud ones can be just as deadly.

Can't say I have, but I've always wanted to walk into a crowded elevator and let one rip.

Heh heh. The old story is you walk into a hospital elevator. Next to you is the nice elderly person who lets a SBD rip. They get off at the next floor leaving you with the fruits of their labor. As you're gagging the door opens at the next floor and five nurses pile in. What do you say or do?

I can see where this one is headed...can't wait. :D

well, chris now that you mentioned it, i did do alot of farting over at your house !!! :D

just kidding, i am of the mind set that farting is not embarassing. well maybe in front of hot chicks. other than that, i announce them.

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!

There are not a whole lot of places where farts are welcome, maybe on a fishing or hunting trip.

"Did you hear what that A-hole said?" :D

I've always hoped that someone would blast-off in the library or anywhere where people are quiet and serious, there is something inherently funny about that. (Juvenile humor is my middle name, in the right company).

Mother has a habit of letting terrible ones.....She doesn't have any shame....she lhas let them while walking through Department stores....I get so embarrassed that I don't even want to admit that I know her....Her response is "Well do you want me to get sick or sumthin."

Last time I farted in front of my wife I got the old "you'd better go check your shorts" comment.

Apparently it sounded a little wet...

http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/fart.gif

Speaking of toilet humor.......one of the guys here placed remote fart machine in a friends office. Next morning during a closed door meeting he started hitting the remote. Hilarity did ensue. I haven't laughed that hard since.

Ah yes, the masterful "Walking Fart"...takes year to perfect that one.:cool:

Drago, That's disgusting. It's also known as a "shart". :D

Years ago in my junior high school desk, bent over to pick up a dropped pencil and ripped a big one right on the cheerleader behind me.

Years ago in the backseat of my Ford Bronco in the wee hours of a date, was engaging in rather contorted postion. Hey the backseat in the Bronco is big, but it ain't no king-sized bed. Colon finally had enough of being treated like a long balloon being twisted into a poodle, and betrayed me in front of my date. Classy chick, she didn't cry foul. I miss her.

Used to run a McDonald's in my much younger days. Used to sneak into the freezer to let off excess pressure. You probably won't eat fast food for a few days now. Thank me later.

Leaving a nice restaurant with my family, ducked into the restroom on the way out, rushed into an open stall, dropped trow, and let off several liters of loud, turbulent pressure. After that I heard the female voices and realized I'd run straight into the ladies room.

Just doing by best to be juvenile there Denis.

"It's the fart game son, you'll play someday!" -EM in Raw

That one cracked me up... :D

It's just an A-hole talking behind my back. :D :D

ok, maybe standing, peeing at a urinal...especially when it is crowded. you let your lower body relax to pee, and phoooot! that is kinda embarassing. anything during sex, other than more sex, not so fun.

Ever light them on fire?

Personally no, but I know a guy who did it on a bet back in college. It didn't go over so well...he was kinda hairy.

Ah! Remembered another classic. Pressing 600-something pounds on a leg press with the entire co-ed class watching, with this hottie I wanted to bag up front. Sweating, grunting, but nonetheless easing the rack up inch by inch. Until of course, all that pushing issued forth a monumental, gargantuan fart. The rack crashed down and chaos ensued.

I did get to fool around with the girl a few months later though ;)

The lighting of the fart...

Had to have been under 10 years old...With the supervision of my father I tried to light my older brother's fart with his underwear on. No dice. He pulls them down to try again...Blew out the flame like a candle, no explosion.

My turn, I get detonation and got a miniature blue hued atomic bomb looking explosion. No injuries. Pretty damn funny.

I farted one of those silent but really deadly smelling ones in the organ room of Scotty's Castle in Death Valley during a tour of the castle. Several people around looked at each oather and backed away in a big circle. I did the same and some little old lady ended up getting the rap.

Chris,

That would have to be right after we swapped in your turbo tie rod kit and I took your car out for a spin...........all those donuts.........and coffee...............and tri-tip and beans from the night before..........sadly, that fart turned into more than I expected and I had to just use your new seats so when I got back into my truck I would be all set :)


Ask and ye shall receive !!!!!!


heh heh heh


-Chris

Vash farts in my house and Mr Beers in my car. Generous fellas. Next time we get together, I'm eating a breakfast burrito.

If its just guys, I will let it rip often, regardless - in bars, business meetings even giving seminars. I lift a leg, I let it tear, look at the closest guy straight in the eye and say "your turn fella..." with out breaking a smile or battin an eye. Then get back to it. 100% of the time the crowd breaks down laughing. Shows them that nothing will flap you and you have no shame - of course it also shows you have no class...

Works pretty good until you "inhale" for the next one...


My crowning achievement was years ago, in my younger weightlifting/bodybuilding days. I used to really pack in the protein powder, raw eggs, and other such in my quest to get in my 250 grams of protein a day. I'm not sure the human body is really meant to process all of that... Anyway, most days I couldn't stand to be around myself. One day, in a particularly lame and boring group meeting, with our second level manager and some other VIP's, I snuck out a cloud that made Chernoble look pretty safe. It cleared the room. My immediate manager and the second level were not amused. They wrote up what we call a CAM, a Corrective Action Memo, to put into my employee folder. When it came time for all of us to sit down, discuss the situation, and sign the memo (with a really uptight HR lady there), these guys just couldn't follow through. We all left the room just cracking up, and this HR lady never did get to see what the memo said.

I wonder what this guy had for dinner:

http://www.thatwasrandom.com/video/lightthefart.php

You're lucky that's all you let out...lol


'member the story about the squater with the prolapsed rectum?
(If not go to Snopes. I won't paste the link here)

I cracked one in my sleep so hard once I woke myself up...

I thought someone parked a Harley in my bedroom.

rjp

In the bank a couple of Saturdays ago. Two tellers were working, one elderly lady was making transactions. I was writing down my deposits, and endorsing checks while on the phone with a friend. I let one slip, SDB. It followed me all the way to the counter. It was a bad beer fart, I was proud.

Having worked in restaurants in the past, I would crop dust every chance I got.:D

In my office about 30 seconds before my secretary decided she wanted to talk to me. It was a short conversation!

ahh the fart, nature's little laugh factory..

Personally I let a sharp sounded one out sitting on a metal chair in Sunday school. I must have been 85 db, and I swear it went on for 5 minutes.

There are fart clips, and then there is THE fart clip:

http://www.darana.org/pics/Fart_Scen...ng_Saddles.jpg

Campfire Scene from "Blazing Saddles"