Does Michael Jackson have a drivers licence?
 

He probably doesn't need one (!) but does he have a garage full of sports cars like most pop stars?


Just wondering..........!

Here's a picture of his truck...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1118704069.jpg

LOL, Moses.

[high-pitched voice] "There are children here somewhere. I can smell them!"

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Children!

C h i l d r e n !

Get your lollipops here.

Come along my little precious ones.

Lollipops! Ice Cream! Chocolate! Ferris Wheels! Chimpanzees! . ..

Lollipops! Ice Cream! Chocolate! Video Games! . . .All free today!

Children, where are you!?

I know you're here somewhere.

I have lots of yummy Jesus-Juice for you.

Lollipops! Ice Cream! Private movie screenings in my bedroom! . .. All free today!

Lollipops! Ice Cream! Sweet Sleep-overs in my be'ed"[/high-pitched voice]

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1118714653.jpg

. . er, ah . . .after the nose-job

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1118714737.jpg

[high-pitched voice] C h i l d r e n ! [/high-pitched voice]

You sure his car isn't one of these?
http://www.damascusshriners.org/imag...ts/minicar.jpg

Island, that's pretty Chitty of you.

Yea, he drives alright. He gets behind the kids and drives it home.

Sick SOB got away this time. Why any jury thinks that its ok to give kids wine in a coke can calling it "Jesus juice" and then a 40 year old man sleeps with the kids and gets away with it.

Just remember that he will meet his maker and I hope that hades is warm that day...

Joe A

I wonder if were not missing the point here. Maybe THE PARENTS should be put on trial. :mad:

Lee:D

More kids (and parents) need to see that movie. . ...or atleast be read the story of Hansel und Gretel.

Who knows; maybe MJ will star in a knock-off movie; Pretty-Kiddie bang-bang.

I read a biography of Lewis Carroll (Alice in Wonderland), that suggested he had...um...kids issues as well.

Next thing you know, they're going to go after Raffi...
http://www.timelife.com/tl_products/19388-2.jpg

...or The Wiggles...

http://www.thewigglesshop.com/images/newposter.jpg

...or these freaks...

http://membres.lycos.fr/pow0/Teletubbies/famille01.jpg

"the shriners loned us cars, we raced up and down the sidewalk twenty thousand million times......"

No DL but here's his ID.

http://www.deansplanet.com/images/ce...tral/freak.jpg

These guys are more commie than anything...

MJ's drivers liscense.
Name: Jacko.....thats it just Jacko....No the "O" doesn't stand for "OFF"
Sex: Male..Female...no Male....Oh wait No Female.... sorta
Race: Black.....wait turning White....Oooops too far Albino.....
Hair Color: Lets see I had it 'round here somewhere.....this it?
Eye Color: Oh ***** never mind I'll just ride the bus.