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In my family ...they consider me to be the RETARD....

Daddy holds patents, and waS an Aerospace Engineer

Daddys younger brother was a Plant Manager and research chemist

Daddys Godson...and you'll love this was part of the IBM team that installed the first computer automated automobile production system in the world...Chrysler in 1962 AND went to Japan and lectured the Nips on how to do the same thing in their plants...now he's working on that Pay for road useage thing that is going to be installed in autos

Daddys older brother was playing his violin on the radio by the time he was in HS

One of my cousins got a full scholarship to the UM for Creative Writing and Computer Science and firtst job was working for a co in the S of France writing Software his lovely sister has a MA in Library science...

Daddys cousin has a MA in Math...and was a school teacher...

and me what have I done...not a fking thing....except sponge off the fat of the trust fund....

However the point of all this is that even on my worst day....I can out think any 5 of you boyz....so what does that tell you about my family.

Umm, yeah but ugghh, umm, a, what was the question?

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My family considers you the RETARD too. I guess you're family and mine have something in common after all.

I've got a crazy idea, why don't you simply get a ******* job? Even if you don't need the money, it will give you somewhere to go every day and a chance to interact w/ other people in the real (non-cyber) world. It will doubtless do wonders for your state of mind, and you might even wind up w/ some extra $$ to waste on pointless-but-fun hobbies like restoring your old 911. ;)

Lots of rich people enjoy playing "dress-up", so to speak, putting on a shirt and tie every day and going to the office even though they can wipe their asses w/ C-notes. You should try it!

If it doesn't work out, you can always go back to being bored schitless every day of your life, thinking about yourself all day and annoying us w/ your family stories.

Oh, and BTW, my family's brain power makes your auto factory/engineer/computer/whatever people look like the short bus crowd. But I'd never brag about that, it's not polite. :cool:

some day, someone, somewhere, will discover the Rosettab stone.


. . . and it will aaaaalllllll be clear. :cool:

I'm a-callin' you out Tabs.

Slide rules at 20 paces! :mad:

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ROFLOL!

Can all of us with a Pickett join in?

Today in the barber shop, I met the man responsible for the creation of Big 5 Sporting Goods. Sure, he's worth 100s of millions of $$$, takes three-month cruises, etc., but he's also 100 years old, on a walker, can barely speak, and was getting his nails manicured for no good reason.

The point is..."no good reason."

SmileWavy

"Look at you. Why don't you do something with your life? You sit around here all day. You contribute nothing to society. You're just taking up space."

Everytime I read one of your posts I feel so much better about myself. Nip? That's a really kool way of showing how smart you are. My take on you, especially after seeing you faux paint and sleezy cap, is that you're a phoney. All talk and hot air. Lot's of hot air from what I could tell by your picture. Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss,,,you're leaking!!

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Does this mean we can push you down the stairs?

this really nice and smart korean lady once told me, "you put a few pennies into a can, and shake it, it will make alot of noise. you stuff the can full of hundred dollar bills, shake it, and it wont make a sound".

tabs is fun. but i dont believe a word he says. i think he is a shoe salesman.

Really. So uh, what do you do down there all day?
T.C.B. You know, takin' care of business.

T.A.B.S. Hmmmmmmm

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or increase it

No, he's the real McCoy, and doesn't throwing around the fact that he is. Tabs, honestly, is pretty high level...

...and also pretty high...

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Hilarious.

Tabs - hey when do we get a first name, anyway - I salute you sir. Sorry but I missed my Vegas trip this last weekend - but I might be up in October. Cheers,

You see what that LV sun does to one's brain?

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It's the same as "Beaver" in the old black and white show Leave It To Beaver.

Now what was Beaver's real name?

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Theodore Cleaver

Every family has an idiot... if you don't know who the family idiot is then....


The fact that you realize you've got short comings means your smarter than most. On the other hand, it sounds like Mike Tyson is coming to similar realizations. ;)

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...hence Tabs' first name...

Slightly OT, but that whole match saddened me. I hate to see a guy give up like that...

What's that from...it's familiar...

no no no

His real name is Ignatius.

Well, Todd, yes, but belching in a casino might get one thrown out. And I couldn't see him organizing a gay uprising on The Strip. Maybe Downtown Vegas, but not on the strip...

The Oracle of Tabphi...never change.

tabs... classic. This goes in the book for sure.

Tabs is baaaacccckkk!

We were all a bit worried. You were getting a bit misty on us for a few months now TABS, started laying low, worrying about the house and consumed with your latest firearm aquisition, but its nice to see that certian universal constants are still constant - pi is 3.1417..., Boron is the 5th element, Willie Nelson has a cause and TABS is TABS.

God is in his place, all is right with the world...

I can't believe I missed Reno 911 last night...

Trust me tabs, you're a retard to all of us. Not down syndrome but definetly on the short bus.;)

Motion the desert sun in LV has had nothing to do with my brillance...I was like this before I evr set foot in LV...thats why I was kicked off the Early Registry Board....

A mans got to know his limitations, and I know mine Oh so well..and if I tend to forget them well I can always count on Mother to remind me....ehhh Speeder.....

I knew SPEEDER was really TABS' momma, but whose yer daddy?

Why did I even bother to read this thread?

Guess that makes me a tard too.:D

its cotton candy for the brain...silly, stupid, tastes good for the first three bites then gets you real sick real quick...

Are you bragging or simply looking for a justification for your existence?

tabs...a legend in his own mind....

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I think that was Elvis's motto...
No really, he had a giant TCB on the tail of his private jet IIRC