How To Make A Woman Happy

[B D]

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little for himself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
54. give the authority but never expect her to be responsible
55. give her the last word no matter what the cost to your life and limb

IT IS ALSO VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget: birthdays, anniversaries and arrangements she makes.

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Fix him something to eat.

[86 911]

Originally posted by B D

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Fix him something to eat.

For the older guys, add: "Bring Beer" as #3. LOL.

[Moneyguy1]

And the age-old question: Why do man die earlier than women?

Because they want to.

[tabs]

Women are just Domestic Appliances...lube em up once in awhile with the ole grease gun and they are good to go....

[M.D. Holloway]

Tabs - I like the way you think...

[86 911]

Originally posted by tabs
Women are just Domestic Appliances...lube em up once in awhile with the ole grease gun and they are good to go....

Lubemaster, from your screen name, it looks like you know all about this.
Sorry, couldn't resist!

[BRPORSCHE]

well the g/f just cheated and broke up with me. We would of been going out for 9 months today. The thing I failed at doing was this...
give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

yup to much space....damn chicks....

[86 911]

Originally posted by BRPORSCHE
well the g/f just cheated and broke up with me. We would of been going out for 9 months today. The thing I failed at doing was this...
give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

yup to much space....damn chicks....

Wow, that's horrible. You two seemed very happy together from your photo. Oh well, time for patrolling again...

[BRPORSCHE]

Had a party last night in spite of her. We had some good time and so awful lows. Too bad for her. I have a question for all the women on this board. Would you date someone who is shorter then your b/f, doesn't work out, and going to a college out of state in a month? Sorry but to me it just doesn't add up...

Oh yeah matt thanks for the encouragement I have been needing it bad. My friends took me to the dealer because they knew it would make me happy.

[M.D. Holloway]

BRPORSCHE - your looking for logic in the ways of a woman? That's your first mistake. I had a very frank discussion many years ago with my 18yr old concerning human nature - you always want what you can't have. She has learned to use that info to her advantage and to the dismay of her boyfriends.

As far as lube'n, too much is too much - lil bit-o-friction works, just not in the crankcase!