Ahhh, the power of US currency.

Good point...it takes somebody special to employ a hooker & then brag about it on a posting board, doesn't it?

To the tune of "Away in a Manger"... a song by Gassy.
Ahem.
Cough...

Away, in the D R,
No hair on my head,
I see, a young jailbait,
I want in my bed,

I pay, her to pose,
In a picture,
With me,
Give her some money, and jerk off with glee.

Gassy has left the building.

How do know he paid anything. But you probably would have pay.

Lane

Well, there is an old saying that one way or another everyone is paying for sex. ;)

350,

How correct. Best way to go about a relationship is to find a woman walking on the street. Buy a house and give it to her. You will get laid more than you ever would if the two of you married. Plus you still get to keep what you own now, instead of the lawyers and ex-bat getting everything.

If you fly it, screw with it or fish with it, rent it, its cheaper in the long run. Do I adhere to this? No but after my second divorce (from a German wife and having to use German lawyers 4000 miles away) the above house method would have been a lot cheaper.

JoeA

Tell me about it. Last night I had a wonderful dinner with a wonderful woman at a nice restaurant and the evening set me back just a few bucks short of a hundred bucks. I am looking forward to seeing this woman again this sunday but the analytical and logical side wonders if the ROI on this investment will be worth it. :D

This is scary. Now 350 & I agree. To any and all who don't believe you're paying for sex, click this link. The Cost Of Sex You can quickly and easily calculate the cost of something that you had convinced yourself you were getting for free.

Well, some subjects are so indisputable there is no debate concerning their validity.

I think most guys who own porsches are well aware that you have to pay to play.

According to your calculator I do a lot better with my freelance adventures than I would if I paid a professional to properly service me.

the pay to play date will let you get all filthy though. ever had to eat dinner with, and look into the eyes of a woman you took from behind before? just let's say you will not be ordering the chocolate starfish souffle for desert that night.

toby, what about LOVE? :D


it is too easy to go to some countries to hook up. i saw lots of couples that looked like that in krabi, thailand. the cost of sex is way cheaper. make no mistake, sex will cost.

i dont think that girl looks like anna k.

It's actually an old tradition. If you go back to the early days, you've got Zeus and Athena. Go farther back if you'd like -- most of the standard "pagan" male/female deity pairings work about the same -- Ba'al and Asherah, sun and moon, whatever. The god has power, wealth, and prestige, and he wants sex. The goddess wants the power and money, and is willing to give up the sex to get it; for her, it's a question of where to invest her sex most wisely to get the best return in terms of power and money. So men seek power in the interest of getting laid, and women seek beauty in the interest of gaining power.

Is life any different today? Sure, we don't really name the god and goddess per se anymore (Or do we? Men certainly point to Angelina Jolie, or Paris Hilton, or whoever -- are modern celebs any different than goddesses, on a practical level?), nor to we worship any specific deities, but the rules of engagement are the same, no?

The more things change ...

Re: WAY OT! How lucky can a man get?
 

her facial expression in the pic says it all. "who the f*@#'s this old guy?" :D:D:D

Aw, come on...that website is bizarre. Please tell me it is a joke. And the site it links to, SingleAbroad.com is even worse...it is theoretically a sexual tourism site for countries where women are "easier" than in the US???? Oh please...:rolleyes:...total scam...

Edit - Note that flatbutt never mentions anything about paying for this lovely ladies attention

I have never done the pay pre view thing however now that I'm looking more and more like flatbutt it has crossed my mind.

All my friends who do such thing highly recommend central/south America for such endeavors.

Problem is I can't help thinking:
Prostitutes are like a box of chocolates.. you ever know what you are going to get.

The caption to that picture could be: "Grandpa, get your thumb out of my ass!!" :eek:

Scottmandue(and a lot of others writing here) what you should be thinking is isn't this women some how forced with violance physicly or psychologicly to end up in this line of work.Lot's of girls who are in prostitution(esspecialy in the country's you are talking about over here right now but also in my own country witch to me is totally unbelievable and a crying shame) are being forced beaten and pshycologicly broken and are threatened that horrible things will happen to there kids,sisters or parents if they don't go along with the horrible idiots who are behind this kind of crap.If you then still wanna go on with it fine but just ask yourself how you would feel if this was happening to some one you know like a sister or daughter.Not so appealing anny more I guess isn't it and if it still is there are several things severely wrong with you.I'm not some sort of moral freak or something and also not religieus but I think on the last page of the thread comments are getting a bit disrespectfull and thoughtless.

Be careful. I hear Viagra is causing blindness these days.

I am with Skippy that due to the associated seedyness and abuse that surrounds prostitution its nothing that appeals to me or is anything that I want any person I care for involved in.

That being said, as long as the subject is 'how lucky can a man get' I had one of the most awesome adventures of my life last night with some good friends I have recently made now that I have re-entered the dating world.

I have recently met a really nice bi chick that I have been on a couple really good dates with. Well last night we and a few of her friends, including her GF go to a club and have a really great time together.

I will spare everyone the gorey details but I am very pleased to announce that I have crossed the coveted 'two girls at the same time' barrier as of this morning, and they were some really freaky and hot women to boot.

At 35 I had resigned myself to believing that such things were not in the cards for me but its nice to know I still have some life left in me.

If I died right now I would die a happy man but it will be interesting to see if I have been deemed worthy of some more play time.

As long as we are discussing how we all pay for sex in one form or another its nice to know that my total expenditures related to socializing with these women is still under the $80 mark.

To answer the question specified in this thread; I feel lucky, VERY lucky indeed. :D

[George Costanza] You mean to tell me that you had a threesome with two hot chicks and you don't feel like sharing the details!!! I want details damnit!!![/George Costanza]

Or pic's...pic's would be good. ;)

You are absolutely right, it is a bad thing.
You missed the part that I don't recommend or participate in such activities, I am just being honest enough to admit I have thought of it.

I sense flatbutt may be getting a good laugh out of all this!

I didn't miss that part Scottmandue and haven't said that you did participate in this kinda thing.Just wanted to bring a little perspective and as things where crossing your mind wanted to discourage you(and others) in participating in sutch activities.I respect your honesty and don't judge you or anyone else who has posted a reply over here.

Do you guys have a stick up your butt or what...350 got doubled down on and this is all you guys have to say....sheesh.

Jeeze...if a guy can't derail a thread in OT with news of a threesome...there is no hope.:p

as I recall, my 3some was in the neighborhood of about 1/3 gram of hash and a few lines...maybe $40. But that was 1981 dollars. It was a funny story...I met the one chick on the phone when I was doing late night radio. She called into the station to try and win something. Turns out she lives about 3 blocks from me. She invites me to her place and her roomate was there too (she was ok, but the roomate was smokin' hot). We partied, then we partied. I just remember being sore the next day from contorting into odd and wonderful positions. And the one girl saying "we're not lesbian" while they were going at each other while I was...oh, never mind.

No, I don't have any pics. Sorry.

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as I recall, my 3some was in the neighborhood of about 1/3 gram of hash and a few lines...maybe $40. But that was 1981 dollars. It was a funny story...I met the one chick on the phone when I was doing late night radio. She called into the station to try and win something. Turns out she lives about 3 blocks from me. She invites me to her place and her roomate was there too (she was ok, but the roomate was smokin' hot). We partied, then we partied. I just remember being sore the next day from contorting into odd and wonderful positions. And the one girl saying "we're not lesbian" while they were going at each other while I was...oh, never mind.

Rockstar! :D

Speaking of lucky and threesomes, here's my experience:

First opportunity was with a bi-chick a few years ago who'd have done anything for me. She had a girlfriend lined up for our rendezvous, but it would have been a cross-country trip for me and our schedules didn't mesh. A year later, I find out this girl is having her cervix removed because of precancerous lesions due to HPV. Human papilloma virus... warts. Lucky miss for me.

Second opportunity was a few months later with two hotties from work (which is questionable enough), but I got way drunk and passed out, so they tucked me in bed. I find out some time later that the blonde was going in to see her OB/Gyn for cervical lesions. Another close miss, and lucky for me.

I've come to realize that the kinds of girls who are that adventurous, often pay a price for it, and it's a secret they won't share with you in the heat of the moment. Sorry to be a downer, but be careful. Some of these STDs (HPV, HSV, HIV) would be with you for life.

It's all fun and games until someone looses a penis or other body part.

LOL :D

I was hoping I might be able to turn this thread around.

I played as safely as was reasonably possible and none of my bite marks have become infected. ;) Whether you are with a woman to claims to be a virgin or a freak one can never be too safe when it comes to STDs.

Unlike static's tale my adventure involved no stimulants besides caffine but a bottle of baily's irish cream and some weed was involved.

At first I was told my date's GF was a lesbian so I initially assumed she was hands off but it later became clear that information was not completely accurate.

I am really starting to enjoy being single again. :)

The reality bummer is the problem with two girls is that there are TWO girls. It never is a good as you think it should be 'cause one is complaining to the other about something and the deal feels like a f--kin side show.

I have had four opts in my 45 yrs on this planet and while I thought I was in heaven at the time, really it just sucked because it was just too many people involved.

I've done the lesbian thing more than once, (for some crazy reason they like me sometimes-- beats the hell out of me), it's OK, but the next frontier is either a hot mother/daughter team or identical twins. Barring that I'd like to just bang a really hot young chick while some midgets bang drums and yodel on the other side of the room. :)

There, I feel much better now.

I've done various ethnics and races, young to married, two at a time a bunch of times, heck even an SI Swimsuit model for a good year plus. I hate to say it and maybe I have early stage dementia but for the life of me, I can only really recall my wife - all the others are memories of memories. I wish I could remember what the smelled like or fealt like and even sounded like. It's all faded now...:(

So, I guess there's no pics then.

Well, that seems completely reasonable...and from what I've heard, completely do-able. ;)

How about banging some hot lil midget while banging a drum? Now thats partying!!!http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/wat3.gif

I've never seen a hot little midget, but I'll keep an open mind about it. :cool: