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Snark and Soda
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: SF east bay
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Virtual girlfriend
Now we're getting somewhere...
http://www.rock1053.com/pages/virtualgirlfriend/virtual_girlfriend.swf
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Holly stars.........................
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1977 911S Targa 2.7L (CIS) Silver/Black 2012 Infiniti G37X Coupe (AWD) 3.7L Black on Black 1989 modified Scat II HP Hovercraft George, Architect |
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Join Date: Feb 2002
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Earthling
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: The Thawing Wasteland of the North
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lets see... we've got (may be some duplication):
lick eat (also suck) dance beer pussy (cat) shake (or jiggle) strip fondle your boobs exercise (or jump) bra (or show your nipples) kiss play with your hair tease take off shirt take off pants sex girlfriend marry me Caveat on this last item: she appears to be totally unacquainted with the rudiments of cooking, cleaning etc so she is definitely not wife material. And the mere suggestion that she "get a job" or "go to school" is not very gracefully received. Who else has too much time on their hands? Anything I haven't spotted?
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1996 Porsche 993 C4. His 1979 Porsche 911SC - sold... and now BACK again! Hers 2021 Volvo V60 (foul weather drive) 2024 Volvo XC60 (spousemobile) |
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bend over...
blow me (she didn't like that one) touch toes spank There could be more, but there is a small child running around the office at the moment.
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Make sure to check out my balls in the Pelican Parts Catalog! 917 inspired shift knobs. '84 Targa - Arena Red - AX #104 '07 Toyota Camry Hybrid - Yes, I'm that guy... '01 Toyota Corolla - Urban Camouflage - SOLD |
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"Cook dinner" got the same look I get from my dog when I ask him to do my taxes.
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Denis The only thing remotely likable about Charlie Kirk was that he was a 1A guy. Think about that one. |
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: I'm right here Tati
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Iron my shirt had little effect.
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02-27-2006, 03:55 PM
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Get me a beer worked !!!
Aurel
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1978 SC Targa, DC15 cams, 9.3:1 cr, backdated heat, sport exhaust https://1978sctarga.car.blog/ 2014 Cayenne platinum edition 2008 Benz C300 (wife’s) 2010 Honda Civic LX (daughter’s) |
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1978 SC Targa, DC15 cams, 9.3:1 cr, backdated heat, sport exhaust https://1978sctarga.car.blog/ 2014 Cayenne platinum edition 2008 Benz C300 (wife’s) 2010 Honda Civic LX (daughter’s) |
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1978 SC Targa, DC15 cams, 9.3:1 cr, backdated heat, sport exhaust https://1978sctarga.car.blog/ 2014 Cayenne platinum edition 2008 Benz C300 (wife’s) 2010 Honda Civic LX (daughter’s) |
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1978 SC Targa, DC15 cams, 9.3:1 cr, backdated heat, sport exhaust https://1978sctarga.car.blog/ 2014 Cayenne platinum edition 2008 Benz C300 (wife’s) 2010 Honda Civic LX (daughter’s) |
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It'll be legen-waitforit
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Calgary, Canada
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my two cents (CDN)
SPLITS and doggie style
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Bob James 06 Cayman S - Money Penny 18 Macan GTS Gone: 79 911SC, 83 944, 05 Cayenne Turbo, 10 Panamera Turbo |
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Location: Peoples Republic of Long Beach, NY
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Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary Louise to the hardware store. At the hardware store, Mary Louise saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Joe Bob, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.
When Joe Bob was finished, Mary Louise asked how much for the teapot. Joe Bob replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!" "My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary Louise exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Bubba had sent her to buy, and Joe Bob went to the back room to find it. From the back room Joe Bob yelled, "Mary Louise, you wanna screw for that hinge?" Mary Louise replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."
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Ronin LB '77 911s 2.7 PMO E 8.5 SSI Monty MSD JPI w x6 |
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Snark and Soda
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03-01-2006, 09:21 AM
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it was better than "bump"
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Ronin LB '77 911s 2.7 PMO E 8.5 SSI Monty MSD JPI w x6 |
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Friend of Warren
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Lincoln, NE
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type in "kill yourself"
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03-01-2006, 11:20 AM
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Earthling
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: The Thawing Wasteland of the North
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1996 Porsche 993 C4. His 1979 Porsche 911SC - sold... and now BACK again! Hers 2021 Volvo V60 (foul weather drive) 2024 Volvo XC60 (spousemobile) |
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1977 Porsche 911S 2.7L
1984 Porsche Targa 3.2L
