I've had worse....911 hood was covered in Dog$hit monday morning after superbowl, 2004.

It's _one_ of the many long list of reasons I collected my Marbles and moved to Houston.

AC is out in our building today. Its about 87 in my office right now.

Try stopping at the bank, leave windows open cause it'll only be a minute.

Besides you can see the car from the ATM, what's gonna happen?

Should have paid better attention to the SUV full of kids stopped at the light.

Who knew they'd throw an egg INTO the car.

Ahole at the pizza joint sympathized with me but apparently not that much cause he proceeded to charge me 2 bucks for a half used roll of paper towels.

Wow, sounds like you guys just seem to attract ALL the *********s, huh?
I guess it makes my Monday not so bad. I came back after vacation to some issues relative to my industry. The problem is noone thought to do anything about them last week. You know, when it would have made an effin difference to the customer!!!! AAARRGGGHH!!!!
I told my wife 'this is why I don't take vacations." No matter how much preemptive work I do, some numbnut can't use his head when a decision has to be made. I would n't even minded being called at home.