The Wedding Of The Century

[911S Targa]

Received in an email today.,..,.,.,.


You gotta love this guy... This is a TRUE story about
a recent wedding that
took place at Clemson University. It was in the local
newspaper and even Jay
Leno mentioned it. It was a large wedding with about
300 guests...


At the reception after the wedding, the groom got up on a
stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to
thank everyone for
coming, many from long distances, to support them at
their wedding. He
especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family
! and to thank his new
father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.


As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted
to give everyone a
special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding
party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift to
everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.


Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his
Bride having sex with
the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them
weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail them. After just standing
there, watching the guests' reactions for a
couple of minutes, he turned to the dumbfounded crowd
and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage
annulled first thing in the morning.


While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after finding out about the affair, this
guy goes through with the charade, as if n! othing were
wrong.


His revenge...making the bride's pare nts pay over
$32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and
best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
reputations in front of 300 friends and family
members. This guy had imagination!!!

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"
Commercial out of this:

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends.........$32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion.....$3,000.

Deluxe two week honeymoon reservations in
Maui....$8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
glossy of the bride and
the best man having sex..........Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything
else there's MASTERCARD

[widebody911]

1990 called - they want their urban legend back...

[white87911]

Originally posted by widebody911
1990 called - they want their urban legend back...

That quote is "priceless"!!!!!

[MikeSid]

http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp

[VaSteve]

Originally posted by widebody911
1990 called - they want their urban legend back...

pffffffttttt!!

(sprite all over the keyboard)

[kach22i]

As with other urban myths (alligators in the sewer, people being kidnapped for body parts, movie stars appearing in emergency rooms with gerbil troubles), many people swear this story is true. They have heard it on the radio. They know someone who knows someone who was there. In some cases, they were actually there themselves.

But it didn't happen.


...............................Something so delicious just had to be true.

And Paul is dead.

It was a good story though.

[IROC]

Originally posted by widebody911
1990 called - they want their urban legend back...

Hahahaha....oh man, that was funnier than even the first time I read the wedding thing years ago!!!!

[Moses]

"And Paul is dead."

Again?.... Still?

[911S Targa]

I just thoght it was funny, no matter how old, or fake it is.Sorry.