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Racerbvd 07-29-2005 12:24 PM

Names
 
DR. PHIL WAS CONDUCTING A GROUP THERAPY SESSION WITH FOUR YOUNG MOTHERS AND THEIR SMALL CHILDREN.

YOU ALL HAVE OBSESSIONS," HE OBSERVED.

TO THE FIRST MOTHER, HE SAID, "YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH EATING. YOU'VE EVEN NA MED YOUR DAUGHTER CANDY."

HE TURNED TO THE SECOND MOM. "YOUR OBSESSION IS WITH MONEY. AGAIN, IT MANIFESTS ITSELF IN YOUR CHILD'S NAME, PENNY."

HE TURNS TO THE THIRD MOM. "YOUR OBSESSION IS ALCOHOL. THIS, TOO, MANIFESTS ITSELF IN YOUR CHILD'S NAME, BRANDY."

AT THIS POINT, THE FOURTH MOTHER GETS UP TAKES HER LITTLE BOY BY THE HAND AND WHISPERS, "COME ON DICK, WE'RE LEAVING."

Jeff Higgins 07-29-2005 04:28 PM

Re: Names
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Racerbvd
AT THIS POINT, THE FOURTH MOTHER GETS UP TAKES HER LITTLE BOY BY THE HAND AND WHISPERS, "COME ON DICK, WE'RE LEAVING."
Patrick Head's wife and son?

ronin 07-29-2005 08:57 PM

Re: Re: Names
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Jeff Higgins
Patrick Head's wife and son?
now that was funny!

juanbenae 07-30-2005 09:33 PM

I DON'T GET IT.

ronin 07-30-2005 10:47 PM

Dick Head


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