I have to share
 

While driving in the country (the only type I can do where I live) with my daughter we came up behind a Hyundai elantra. Being the type of person who hates tailgating I took my place a fair distance behind the impedament to good time. My daughter(who is 16) was reading the sticker on the bumper and asked me seriously "dad where is cleavage university?" The sticker read celabrate diversity.
and she wonders why I pick on her about the color of her hair(blonde)

I don't know where it is but damn if at 48 I'm thinkin of going back to collage!

maybe it's not the color of her hair. perhaps a good optician might be in order

What, and ruin her self esteem? Pipe down you turbocharged Pollack!
(did I spell it right?)

lol. umm... no

btw: there are always contact lenses

I spelled it your way and spell check corrected it!
Your honor... I call this computer as my witness.

Yes he did.

He also called you a FISH ! . . apparently a fast Fish. ;)

Hey fish legs, you've been work'n down by the docks too long. http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/...s/visslaan.gif

you really have to show up to these threads a bit earlier :p

scotty. remember, spell check can only give you suggestions for what it thinks you might be trying to write ;)

witness disallowed