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[Isabo]

What do you hate/love about your children?
My daughter: Roberta Valeria aka Bobbie.
I hate her tattoos, especially the very public ones.
I hate the fact that she cuts her own hair and that the result is fantastic - much better than the expensive hairdressers I forced her into going too a few times.
I hate the way she treats her boyfriend who adores her, I wish he would put her over his knee and give her the spanking she merits. I wish they would settle down together as they both want to but don't face up to.
I hate the fact that can't be the model wife her lawyer boyfriend needs.
I hate the fact that she either wears no make-up or puts it on with a trowel.
I hate the ***** attitude she shows the world and hides behind, when she's nothing like that
I hate that her dress of choice is either motorcycle leathers or baggy bib overalls.
I hate the way she leaves smelly trainers and cigarette ash all over the place.
I love her independence and freedom from convention.
I love the way she freaks out relatives and neighbours with her mad, druggy, biker slut act (especially as she only seems to do it to the ones I dislike).
I love the fact that she had fun at university, got good results with minimal effort. Started a successful business but still has time to stay with me, have fun and manage her boyfriend.
I love that she spends time palying with motorcycles with her father, I just wish it was old Porsches that turned them both on.

[HardDrive]

My daugher is only 21 months. I love her more that words can express.

[widebody911]

Originally posted by Isabo
(...)give her the spanking she merits. [/i]

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[ronin]

don't hate too much, now. remember, she is a mirror image of your teachings

[Isabo]

Originally posted by ronin
don't hate too much, now. remember, she is a mirror image of your teachings

One more thing on my concience!
Hate is really to strong a word, they're more the things I'd like to change...she's a great kid even if she's a bit of trial to me sometimes

[Isabo]

Originally posted by widebody911
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Do you offer a special utilising long stemmed thorny roses?

[Isabo]

HardDrive,
Your little girl is beautiful! She is going to be a heartbreaker!

[Dixie]

don't hate too much, now. remember, she is a mirror image of your teachings

Hardly true. Children grow up through you, not to be you. They can ignore their teaching, or do better than they are taught. The entire race would be doomed if limited by our parent's teachings.

[Rob Channell]

Originally posted by HardDrive
My daugher is only 21 months. I love her more that words can express.

Cryin' shame, throwin' away a perfectly good little girl like that................

Cute little girl. Ya done good.