Christians Code Heavenly Games
 

Yipes - gotta feel sorry for those Flanders kids....

http://www.wired.com/news/games/0,2101,68401,00.html

Notable quotable:

"In adventure game Timothy and Titus, from Australian startup White Knight Games, players assume the roles of the two disciples of St. Paul who spread the gospel throughout the ancient Mediterranean.

Instead of the health and weapons points used in other role-playing games, players collect love, hope and faith points to power their missions. When they meet foes, instead of fragging them as in Halo 2, the disciples earn their halos by praying for them or using the "finger of God" to drive out evil spirits."

hahahahaha......hahahahahhahah......haha.....hahah ahaha.....ha................hahahahahah

I heard there's a secret level that you can unlock that features Jessica Hahn.

It's a big hit with the Flanders' family.

You know, this has great potential. They'd have to put out the opposing forces variant of it to make Victor happy, though. You'd play the Jewish Council in Jerusalem, and would have control over jailers and mobs everywhere, with the goal being to feed as many Christians as possible to Roman lions, thus thwarting the growth of the early church. You could play from about 33AD at Pentecost, through the sacking of Jerusalem in 65AD, until 325AD when Emperor Constantine made Christianity the new Paganism. With sufficient depth of play, a strategy game based around the book of Acts could be pretty sweet. If it turned out to be Just Another Tactics Game in religious clothing, it'll just be dumb.