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Pelican BBS Neglect Syndrom
In its most severe form a devastating disease. Highly contagious but also carrying a certain degree of heredity with clusters in some families.
Majority of victims are male. Highest incidence rate in the age group of 20 - 40 years. Displays a variety of symptoms typically found within the group of addictive diseases. Diagnosis is to be made on fulfilling at least 4 of below listed symptoms. Major symptoms: - Unless unavoidably detained the patient is not able to defer BBS more than 24 hours straight. Usually the off line time frames a much shorter. - If unable to reach BBS the patient starts suffering from withdrawal symptoms. These include bad temper, insomnia, loss of apatite, less patience with friends and family members and a general irrational feeling of unhappiness. Minor symptoms: - Starts computer first thing in the morning, before breakfast and before kissing spouse good morning. Difficulties being at work in time. - Starts computer first thing at work. - Ditto at night coming home from work. - Insomnia. See above. Having difficulties turning of computer at night. - Neglecting important parts of life including social life. - Financial problems on account of a higher risk of also catching the dangerous PP upgrade virus. Treatment: No effective treatment available. I HAVE IT IN ITS WORST FORM ! Thinking of going cold turkey.. 
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You know it's bad when you come home from work slightly angry (probably due to some leftie nonsense
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ROFL Bryan!
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Go hug a tree, you'll feel much better. 
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19 years and 17k posts...
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I've got a fever, I need more cowbell and this forum!!
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A sign you spend too much time here:
You read the headline to this article, think of the website first, and wonder why the headline makes no sense: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050807/ap_on_re_us/spill_pelicans Then, you say "Ohhhhhh, the bird!!!!" Yes, I really did do that just now. 
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March of the Penguins
Yeah speaking of birds, I went to see this movie and there were no Porsches in it anywhere, none, like I mean really.
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1983 Porsche 944 2.5 NA
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