New guy
 

Just came here from a referral.........I'm buying/leasing/stealing a new 997S at the end of the year and, well, I guess I'm just saying 'Hello!'



And if you're reading this.......thanks for the heads up Squerly!!

~Stoppie


SmileWavy

Good luck, that is an awesome machine.

Thanks man! I nearly passed out standing next to it in all of it's glory!! :D

Welcome!

Remember, don't think that the car will get you the girl but it will give you one great commute!

Check out your local PCA and do a DE. and work into a AX or TT, then you will be truely bit!

OMG......wtf? LOL.....are you throwing me some sort of code, or gang signs or something?

Are you the OG in the OC throwing down Fa'nizzle?

Joke. Bad joke. ........no, really what did you just say? :D

I am LUBEMASTER, your source for info on oil/grease, Black Widow Spiders and prostate examines by hot female Indian doctors...

(PCA stands for Porsche Club of America, DE stands for divers education, AX stands for autocrosses, TT stands for time trials)

Re: New guy
 

No problem man, Wayne pays me $100.00 for each new member that I bring over. Don't tell anyone though, he doesn't want it to get around. :)

he he he.....I read about your hot Indian girl Dr. And her 'small' hands!! Riiighhhht........


Actually there's a pretty hot Indian girl who goes to my starschmucks and damn if she doesn't have such nice ............................................LEGS.. .............ha HA...........



Squerly, I bet you thought I was gonna say BOOBS!! LOL.............

No, those are on the Cuban girl I had taken out for lunch today.........OMG...........that girl is gonna turn me into a sexual mad man.............








Oh wait............I already am :D

Square - i think he will fit in nicely...

Welcome aboard!

Welcome to the OT. Do you suppose we're related, sharing the same surname and all?

LOL............Um, me thinks not. The Likemystoppie name, or more importantly, the "Stoppie" surname is derived from the "Book of Boobs". You know, the most important book you can have in your possession. Carefully listing and detailing every nuance and curve and shape of the the "Almighty Breast". Now, it's important to note, it DOESN'T say you should worship the person (the woman) it's on, rather, just to worship the Boobs themselves.....they are the most important part of the woman. :D


So, cliff notes.....no.........we're not related...........;) ......................

And for those who'd like to see, this is Stoppies world...........Link to age restricted group removed. -Z-man.

stoppie:
Now that you are purchasing a real sports car, you need to excersize it properly. That's what AX, DE, and TT are all about! In a nutshell:

AX - ie Autocross is Solo 2: A bunch of cones are setup in a large parking lot with timing equipment at the start and finish. One by one, cars are run through the serpentine course. Each driver typically gets 4 to 8 attempts at putting down a best time, and it usually takes about a minute to complete the course. Cars are put in different classes based on power, handling, ability...etc. Fastest cars in their respective classes win.

DE / Driver's Education / HPDE - High Performance Driver's Ed: This is an event done on the big tracks (Like Sebring, Road Atlanta, Watkins Glen, Lime Rock, VIR...etc). Cars here are grouped by driver ability, and instructors are assigned to 'lower' run groups. The basic purpose - learn how to drive your car the way it is meant to be driven in a safe and controlled environment. Passing is typically only allowed in designated areas (usually the straights) with the slower car giving a signal to be passed. It is not a race, and the event is not timed, but DE's offer a Porsche owner a wonderful opportunity to drive his car at the limits on world class race tracks. PCA has one of the most developed DE programs in the states.

TT - Time Trials: Basically, a TT is the combination of AX and DE: it is the same format as an autocross, except that the venue is now a racetrack, not a parking lot. This is a timed event, and again, the fastest cars in their respective classes win.

Warning: the AX/DE/TT addiction is very strong, and there are no known cures. Once you get hooked (which happens typically after the first event of any of the above), your life's priorities will change. Instead of worshipping boobs, you will be oogling track tires, suspension components, and other go-fast goodies. You have been warned.

Welcome!
-Z.

booooooooooobs............boooooooooooooooobs. boooooooooooooooooobs...........cones............. ........timing.....................faster......... .....................cones........................ timing......................ffaster............... .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Hell I thought your name had to do with motorcycle stoppies! Guess I need to resort my priorities.

Well, there you have it!

Note: as in all things in life, the key is balance. For me, it's balancing the time spent dodging cones with spending quality time with the love of my life, my wife. For you, it sounds like it will be a balance of cones and boobs. :) Whatever works for you!

-Z.

LOL.....Ain't life grand?

I think he will fit in nicely. Yes those WERE gang signs. We are a street gang, outlaws all. Have you met Tabs yet??

Gang signs first, now drugs? I don't take Tabs.............
















oh, wait..........um...........no I haven't met Tabs yet...........

:D

LOL tabs...now that takes me back! STAY AWAY FROM THE BROWN ACID!!!