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Joeaksa 08-22-2005 01:35 PM

How to save gas, or there are a lot of idiots out there
 
Another Darwin candidate. What is bad is that there are 29 bids on it so far with 1 day to run, and the price is up to $29 for a .25c piece of 2X6.

He is rubbing his two brain cells together to make this work...

JoeA


DETGEP Industries Gas Saving Device ! L@@K ! NO RESERVE


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Proven to work 200% to INFINITE% better than the magnetic gas savers and the air intake gas saving systems like the Turbulator, Turbinator, Magnotator, Gassavorator and other devices that create a tropical storm in your intake system.

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Turbilatrons only make your wallet lighter !

Our system REALLY works and is adjustable !

The device might need some slight easy modifications to fit your car but anyone can do it in less than 10minutes !

ADJUSTABLE! Our device can be adjusted to save from 0% to 90% of the fuel YOUR CAR USES ! *item might differ from picture slightly **Sold as is, no warranties



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On Aug-17-05 at 06:20:54 PDT, seller added the following information:

Item might be dangerous and cause death, do not use in a real car. Writing this cause there are some retards in the world.



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rob macdonald 08-22-2005 02:09 PM

A true Darwin candidate would make the device from a 2X10 to block both pedals and reduce the drag created by those inefficient brakes.

Joeaksa 08-23-2005 02:19 PM

It sold for $41! A block of wood...

Over 100 questions from people asking how it worked.

Only in America on Ebay...

Joe A

Rob Channell 08-23-2005 05:09 PM

No time to finish my post. I'm off to Home Depot.

"Honey, get the computer booted up!"

:rolleyes:
Never underestimate the stupidity of people in large groups.

widebody911 08-23-2005 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rob Channell
No time to finish my post. I'm off to Home Depot.

There's a new subdivision going in down the street; I'll be able to considerably undersell you.

yellowline 08-23-2005 05:51 PM

I think people know it's a joke, looking at the questions.

Q: Will this save my clutch at all???? I tend to wear my clutch pretty fast being as i drive like i buy.

A: I tend to wear pants.

Most of the people in on the bidding seem to have encouraged an unfortunate sheep to keep going.

juanbenae 08-23-2005 06:32 PM

that's beautiful man.

AspireGuy88 08-23-2005 11:59 PM

yeah i totally found that today, i started a forum earlier but now people can actually see what im talking about... god i want one me and my led foot.

RickM 08-24-2005 06:11 AM

Heh heh, that's pretty funny.

Here's an idea from years ago that one of my mom's girlfriends had suggested....No kidding. She had noticed that the gas gauge would show a higher level when the car was going downhill. Her idea was to jack the car up in the rear so the gas level would always read higher........???WTF??? I was probably a teen when she suggested this...I still remember the look on my mother's face when this came out of her mouth.


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