Hammered.
 

Hammered.

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I sneak into my own house

It's 4 in the morning

I've had too much to drink

Said I was out with the boys...

I creep into my bedroom

I slip into bed

for I know if I awake her

I'll wake up-

DEAD!!


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Autobiography

If you were really hammered, you wouldn't have been able to type "hammered".

BTDT.

Mike

Well if you ealy have something to say about drinking to much lets hear it.

This one time I woke up at a friends house passed out on a giant stuffed Serta sheep, with no pants, on holding a warm beer in one had and a loaf of white bread in the other.

If you have my pants still, please return them to me at once.

I'll return your pants when you give me baaaa-ck my peanut butter and jelly.