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Location: Lacey, WA. USA
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Union Brothel
Had to pass this one on:
Union construction worker in Mississippi goes to a brothel and asks whether the place is union. The madam says no, but services are just $100. He asks how the money is divided, and the madam reports that the house gets $80 and the "customer service provider" gets $20. Chagrinned, he searches for another, more equitable brothel. Eventually he asks a madam this question and she says "Yes, this is a union shop. We observe all union rules." He asks about price and it's the standard $100. He asks how the money is divided and the madam says the house takes only $20. The worker gets $80. "Great" he says pointing to a gorgeous blonde on the couch, "I'd like her." "I'm sure you would" says the madam and points to a 92 year-old woman in the corner, "But Ethel here has 67 years' seniority and she's next."
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Thanks for the laugh. Good one.
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Awesome.
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Little 7yr old Johnny has been hanging out all week at a new house construction job getting coffee, etc. At the end of week dinner mommy proudly says how pleased she is. Daddy flows with the tilt.
D "Tell me about your new after school job" J " Well 1st thing this pia mf wheel bar...." D "Stop talking like that" J "Ok. This sob ladde....." D "One more time and you're getting punished" J "Ok, it won't happen again. During the truck unloading this fat ass pig nosed $ hit hea...." D "That's enough. Go outside to the tree and break me off a switch so I ca... " J "F U. Call the electrician
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